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My mom lost her fake tooth and while we were looking around the house for it I found a cookie on the mantle place and I took a bite out of it. It was really gross and stale so I spit it out in the trash can. Two minutes later I hear my mom yelling from the room, " Who ate my George Bush cookie!? I got this cookie at George Bush's house and someone took a bite of it!" She then started crying. I have locked myself in the bathroom to hide like a child (I am in my 30s) and I didn't know what else to do so It was such a nice Christmas until now.....
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:03 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:15 |
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so i am making a first post...
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:04 |
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thats wet bandits w-e-t b-a...
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:05 |
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good try op, go cry with your mom into some box wine.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:05 |
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nobody eats a cookie off a mantle piece... nice troll op
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:05 |
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you stupid fuckin OP!
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:08 |
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if you tell them you are gay they will forget about everything else. if they already know you are gay tell them you are moving to saudi arabia because you are now a drat muslim. then all you have to do is more and change your address and get mail filtered through sa (saudi arabia). if you really commit you will find peace through allah.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:09 |
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PyPy posted:My mom lost her fake tooth and while we were looking around the house for it I found a cookie on the mantle place and I took a bite out of it. It was really gross and stale so I spit it out in the trash can. Two minutes later I hear my mom yelling from the room, " Who ate my George Bush cookie!? I got this cookie at George Bush's house and someone took a bite of it!" She then started crying. I have locked myself in the bathroom to hide like a child (I am in my 30s) and I didn't know what else to do so I have a portrait of Bush II on a wall in my sleeping room
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:10 |
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Haha, this is just like the hilarious "Seinfeld" episode in which Elaine ate the piece of George Bush wedding cake and couldn't poop.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:11 |
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:12 |
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:17 |
who the hell is george bush
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:19 |
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Nation posted:who the hell is george bush HE MAKE BIG FART LOL
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:20 |
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Nation posted:who the hell is george bush just some dude. nothing special. i guess he was a prez but w/e
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:20 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:I have a portrait of Bush II on a wall in my sleeping room there's so much black space at the bottom it's like the spoiler tag is still there
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:22 |
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It's perfectly normal OP. She cried when I ate her cookie too.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:36 |
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Frankenstyle posted:It's perfectly normal OP. She cried when I ate her cookie too. i couldn't have come up with this in a thousand years. thread over. op owned. thread will go on, but we will know, frankenstyle... we will know!
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:37 |
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Bush 1 or Bush 2?
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 05:49 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:there's so much black space at the bottom it's like the spoiler tag is still there drat thats dope, good eye.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:10 |
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locking yourself in the bathroom while they hunt for the cookie bandit is pretty incriminating (they think you're pooping the cookie out)
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:20 |
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You ate your mom's bush cookie? Yuck.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:25 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Bush 1 or Bush 2? I hope Bush 1 is pretty cross with Bush 2 for making a whole generation forget about his boring legacy
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:25 |
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Lol "for Christmas" OP we all know you're there every day. I know because I am having sex with your mom.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:45 |
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:Lol "for Christmas" OP we all know you're there every day. I know because I am having sex with your mom. Name checks out.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:48 |
i voted for bush
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:48 |
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Aralan posted:I hope Bush 1 is pretty cross with Bush 2 for making a whole generation forget about his boring legacy "Bush 2", he says. "Now nobody remembers that time I served one term between Ronald 'R is for Republican' Reagan, and Bill 'Wild Bill gently caress Everyone and Everything' Clinton"
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:48 |
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a real jerk posted:i voted for bush I voted for shaved
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 06:49 |
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did anyone suggest getting a similar stale cookie and swapping them, eating the rest of the george bush cookie in hope that barbara used coke instead of sugar, and then pretending nothing ever happened
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 07:01 |
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extra stout posted:did anyone suggest getting a similar stale cookie and swapping them, eating the rest of the george bush cookie in hope that barbara used coke instead of sugar, and then pretending nothing ever happened Gonna have to explain to the mom why the cookie is intact again.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 07:03 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Gonna have to explain to the mom why the cookie is intact again. just take a bite out of the replacement stale cookie then
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 07:05 |
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extra stout posted:just take a bite out of the replacement stale cookie then nvm, I didn't remember the narrative of the op correctly, your original plan will work.
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# ? Dec 26, 2015 07:08 |