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I'm going to ask my friend that has a woodshop to craft me one so that I can crap just like my parents did back in the Philippines.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=w4lv1wDsML8
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Dec 27, 2015 03:22
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i really feel like im missing the boat on ripping off twenty-somethings
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Ringo Star Get posted:1. Yes Thank you. Now back to the bears question. If this sucker really draws them in like I think it might, what do you think their demeanor would be? Also, are you a bear? Thanks again.
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Dec 27, 2015 03:32
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Bears generally try to use the Squatty Potty without consent.
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LegoPirateNinja posted:i really feel like im missing the boat on ripping off twenty-somethings Yea you are. Imagine something vital to men from previous generations and give it a contemporary flair. See: hatchets and other lumberjack poo poo, shaving kits, brewing and mixology, anything bespoke
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My girlfriend gave me one of these as a gift. I don't know what she's trying to tell me. Also, I'm pretty tall and using it makes my knees even with my face. I don't know if I'm using it right and I'm not going to youtube to find out.
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Ya, I bought one a little under a year ago. It helps for sure. I do wish I'd bought one that could maybe be collapsed or... one that looks more stylish/fashionable having to explain every time somebody uses your pisser is not ideal
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drukqs posted:Ya, I bought one a little under a year ago. It helps for sure. That's why I leave pamphlets on the sink so they know what's up.
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Dec 27, 2015 06:25
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I'll use a squatter but not if I'm sleepy or drunk
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I have one too OP. ITs 50-50 for me sometimes its faster sometimes its not.
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I've taken a lot of shits in the woods, squatting like this retard tool is supposed to simulate, and I can tell you that if your diet is poor, your poo poo will reflect that, no matter your posture. God bless!
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couldn't you just use any old stool instead of buying a special one
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FuturePastNow posted:couldn't you just use any old stool instead of buying a special one They're gonna smother you with unicorn poop and bury you in an unmarked septic tank for this sort of talk.
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Dec 27, 2015 07:27
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Nooner posted:ive started using a squatty potty when i poop on ur moms chest OP Wouldn't you need a chair with a hole cut out the rear end part for this to work... OPs mom could just slide under the chair somehow
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speaking of Shark Tank garbage, I think this takes the crown...nevermind the concept and why it must exist in the first place the website looks like a parody site from GTAV and tells u everything u need to know. Like the Squatty Potty it's also advertised on Stern constantly and I finally had to check it out and see what it actually is... http://www.buydropstop.com/   we are truly doomed as a nation, we need a new plague desperately  osirisisdead posted:I've done each more than once, though never concurrently. niice...felt good right? yeah i hear ya, the two should definitely be done independently unless u both have ur loving wire crossed (if no then im not judging just keep it to urself) James Joyce would have came in his pants watching that video. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Dec 27, 2015 |
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I had a cinder block laying around and tried that instead. I didn't notice any difference. I got a squat position out of it though? Idk...
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I've eaten a lot of cheese the past few days, I'll be sure to put a foot stool next to my toilet tomorrow.
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i just used a stool to squat-poo poo but had to end the attempt early because my rear end cheeks were touching the water
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I took like 8 shits today didn't need a squatty potty for it. I was pumping out air carriers like you wouldn't believe today hoooo eeee
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Dec 27, 2015 13:21
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your god drat mom, OP
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Dec 27, 2015 13:28
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This is just a child's step stool. One born every minute - pt Barnum
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Dec 27, 2015 15:30
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Using squat toilets (overseas) is some weird balancing act and a lot of uncertainty as to where your pants should go the first couple times. Did you have any of this OP
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Dec 27, 2015 15:57
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You can "Porky Pig", where you take off your pants and underwear to squat to get the best angle and foot separation. Your goal when doing the squat poo poo, using a SQuatty Potty or not, is to be emulating a squat where your butthole is pointed away from your feet. But if your feet are too far forward then you'd "tip over". Don't buy the bamboo one because it's stupidly more expensive. You can make these or buy healer alternatives.
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I'm too poor to afford a piece of plastic so I just use an old cardboard box that I found in the garage for a knockoff Squatti Potti (tm). Can you convince me that I should invest in an upgrade?
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Dec 27, 2015 20:21
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Couldn't you also just hug your knees and pull them up? I'm beginning to think this may be a scam.
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Dec 27, 2015 20:23
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I just poo poo while I walk, that's how our ancestors pooped and it's way healthier.
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Okay, there's not nearly enough talk about how hosed up this video is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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Dec 27, 2015 20:50
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Go buy a stool for $5 at home depot, problem solved
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Why do I need a stool to make stool? Is this like the "it takes money to make money" adage?
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Alucard posted:Why do I need a stool to make stool? Is this like the "it takes money to make money" adage? you need a stool tool to make a stool only if ur a tool
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i pity the fool who doesn't drool over a real cool stool stool
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i don't want to wipe anymore because i'm a busy executive who's always 'on the go', will the squatty potty allow me to replace my toilet paper roll with a stock ticker
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obv I will continue to wipe my rear end with YHOO lmao
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osirisisdead posted:how to use the three seashells. one for your butt and the other two for your balls
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