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how can I get it back? I am off work tomorrow but I work the day after that, and I need my voice!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 14:13 |
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*squawks*
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:57 |
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gargle cum
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:57 |
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you should stop sucking dick. or keep sucking it. i don't care. i don't care about anything anymore
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:58 |
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rest plus a little concoction that is sure to lift your spirits. first take 1 part antifreeze and mix it with 9 parts water. drink every night until your organs shut down.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 05:59 |
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i stopped drinking for a few days and got incredible chest pains and dangerously high blood pressure, for my own health i decided to start drinking again and ive never felt healthier!!!
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:00 |
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Seduce the prince before he marries the witch, OP. Otherwise you're hosed (and not by the prince, the way you want to be, but in a bad way).
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:01 |
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i once lost my voice for over a year when i was a kid. doctor said it was caused by dairy causing stomach acid to burn my vocal cords or some poo poo like that so i had to eat mocha mix on my cereal. this thread is bringing back painful and uncool memories, voting 2
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:01 |
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dad gay. so what posted:rest plus a little concoction that is sure to lift your spirits. first take 1 part antifreeze and mix it with 9 parts water. drink every night until your organs shut down. Too far man
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:02 |
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the great deceiver posted:i once lost my voice for over a year when i was a kid. doctor said it was caused by dairy causing stomach acid to burn my vocal cords or some poo poo like that so i had to eat mocha mix on my cereal. this thread is bringing back painful and uncool memories, voting 2 u sound like u were a sissy. when i was in school i was the coolest kid there, i had these expensive pants all the girls loved and all the boys wanted to be. i had cream on my cereal with whisky
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:03 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i stopped drinking for a few days and got incredible chest pains and dangerously high blood pressure, for my own health i decided to start drinking again and ive never felt healthier!!! no poo poo i had a similar problem and i had to take more speed to make my heart slow down, which was ironic because normally i drink more to make my heart beat more, or for a longer beat length? does that make sense? i have been getting some long sine wave beats with my current dosage but i need to be on 24/7 bedrest hth
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:04 |
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Where did you last have it OP? Retrace your steps.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:04 |
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99% of human communication is body language. You don't need a voice that's just something you've been conditioned to believe.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:05 |
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Kuato posted:99% of human communication is body language. You don't need a voice that's just something you've been conditioned to believe. i just use siri
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:06 |
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Just drink a bottle of brandy every hour while working.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:07 |
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write a note about how you lost your voice and print it out a few hundred times. in that note tell people you will now be communicating through twitter. people still use twitter, right?
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:08 |
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Call out of work. Oh wait, you can't
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:10 |
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tell him to eat more veggies so his cum is less acidic and doesn't burn your throat op
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 06:16 |
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Stop shoving big ol' dicks down your throat for 10 loving minutes and it will take care of itself.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:08 |
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Itll be in the last place you look
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:20 |
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Tea with honey in it. Alternatively, stop committing so hard to get promoted at work. There's plenty of time to become leader of the mimes in due course, you can relax and take a day off.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:53 |
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Take the cold and flu tablets with ephedrine and codeine.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 08:55 |
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Shame you didn't lose your fingats too but welp, here's this thread. I want to lose my eyes after seeing the poo poo you post.
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# ? Dec 28, 2015 09:10 |
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well a deaf-mute is an inspirational person who has succeeded despite incredible challenges most of us will never truly appreciate, but a mute is just some jerk who don't talk. so consider stabbing yourself in the ears with knitting needles and becoming a hero who gets profiled by people magazine, op
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:06 |
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also: you know who else lost his voice? hitler but he was able to rise above it and become king of the jews
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 10:09 |
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you have to steal the voice of another man you do this by sucking on their voice hose until you get splattered with voice juice all over your nimble vocal chords
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:54 |
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Sounds like your bog standard voice hex. Take some spring water gathered during a full moon, add in some horse manure from a young stallion and add two tablespoons of powdered glass. Gargle that twice a day for a week.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 12:56 |
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:write a note about how you lost your voice and print it out a few hundred times. in that note tell people you will now be communicating through twitter. people still use twitter, right? Outside of companies and organizations only old people still use it. OPs grandma is always glad to hear from him, though.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 14:52 |
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nice cup of lemon tea
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 14:53 |
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I think op died.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 15:31 |
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I know how you feel OP, I lost my fart.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:51 |
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Now all that comes out of my rear end are little squeeks.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:52 |
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I wish you'd lose your keyboard!!!
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:53 |
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Take this time to experience the positive effects of having an unexpressed thought, so when you get your voice back you will think before spouting inane garbage everywhere.
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:55 |
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That came across a little meaner than intended. Sorry, op!
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:55 |
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sign language basics: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... means 'hello there'
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# ? Dec 29, 2015 16:56 |
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op I said a little prayer for u goon bless
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