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the trojan horse seemed harmless, but it let in hundreds of invaders who destroyed the city. are MY invaders going to get loose too?? that's not what i want from a condom! WHAAAAATTT were they thinking>!>!>
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Horniest Manticore posted:the trojan horse seemed harmless, but it let in hundreds of invaders who destroyed the city. are MY invaders going to get loose too?? that's not what i want from a condom! WHAAAAATTT were they thinking>!>!> It's kinda like the Trojan Horse, except all the little soldiers inside die.
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Iron Crowned posted:It's kinda like the Trojan Horse, except all the little soldiers inside die. which isn't like the trojan horse at all??
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Horniest Manticore posted:which isn't like the trojan horse at all?? If they were smart that's how it should have ended
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Dec 28, 2015 19:57
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whats a condom
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in fairness the horse was built and staffed by the greeks the trojans had big fuckoff walls that necessitated the creation of the horse so basically the message they're trying to get across re: the condoms is that they are fine unless they get sabotaged or unless you are subject to treachery, OP. try not to get spermjacked
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Dec 28, 2015 19:57
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scientists proved that pull out method is just as effective as condumbs
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Dec 28, 2015 19:58
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You're using them incorrectly, OP--you're supposed to poke a hole in them with a needle to get the true Trojan experience. Happy to help!
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Dec 28, 2015 19:58
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ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:whats a condom Three Olives lives in one
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Dec 28, 2015 19:58
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Three Olives lives in one
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final2percent posted:You're using them incorrectly, OP--you're supposed to poke a hole in them with a needle to get the true Trojan experience. Happy to help! "pulling an odysseus," as they say
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Dec 28, 2015 19:59
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ehhhhhhnnnnnn posted:whats a condom its something you tell that cute bi-curious boy you picked up at the bar you are wearing before you poz the gently caress out of his neg boi-puss
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On the other hand, they covered a bunch of soldiers with the Trojan horse to trick the Trojans into letting them in to the city, much like you can cover your penis with a Trojan condom to get girls to let your weiner into their city of Troy (vagina). I think it's actually a perfect name for condoms
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Aralan posted:On the other hand, they covered a bunch of soldiers with the Trojan horse to trick the Trojans into letting them in to the city, much like you can cover your penis with a Trojan condom to get girls to let your weiner into their city of Troy (vagina). I think it's actually a perfect name for condoms that actually makes a lot of sense
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Dec 28, 2015 20:03
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Three Olives lives in one lol
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Dec 28, 2015 20:06
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it's named after the Trojans, not the Trojan horse. 
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Dec 28, 2015 20:06
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because they had an impenetrable wall, you see
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's named after the Trojans, not the Trojan horse. Actually just another layer of Trojan horse trickery on the whole brand
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:because they had an impenetrable wall, you see SO, like a hymen?
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Iron Crowned posted:SO, like a hymen? like a condom, only ever defeated through trickery
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Dec 28, 2015 20:14
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It's a good name cause USC is so bad.
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Dec 28, 2015 20:56
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You're right. From now on they will be called Wicker Men.
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Dec 28, 2015 21:01
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It is I, the infamous Spermjacker. When I die, I will leave behind clues so that humanity can have a grand ol' rat race to the great sperm collection, a collection of sperm samples from all of the great ones. Parts will have to be done by canoe, others by hot air balloon, etc.
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Someone post the blackened cum sock
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Or the story about the goon whose gf went rooting under his bed when he was out of town and found his stash of cum bottles
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Nobody got inside Troy, which was where the Trojans lived. It took like seven years for the Greeks to just decide to cheat and sneak some of their spermy soldiers inside the egglike Troy. What I'm saying is if you have sex with a Greek make sure of your birth control, the Greeks are a very devious people.
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Horniest Manticore posted:the trojan horse seemed harmless, but it let in hundreds of invaders who destroyed the city. are MY invaders going to get loose too?? that's not what i want from a condom! WHAAAAATTT were they thinking>!>!> when the greeks took troy they tossed babies from the walls
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Dec 28, 2015 22:19
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Always thought Alcatraz would be a good name for a condom, virtually escape proof, and when it's time to get to business you could quote Sean Connery and say "Welcome to the Rock" .
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Dec 28, 2015 22:25
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Ramses is named after a pharoah who had as many as 103 children. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_children_of_Ramesses_II
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Dec 28, 2015 22:27
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if u dont poke holes in the tip when u come ur dick will implode cuz the pressure of the spooge
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Nooner posted:its something you tell that cute bi-curious boy you picked up at the bar you are wearing before you poz the gently caress out of his neg boi-puss
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Lu Yan posted:if u dont poke holes in the tip when u come ur dick will implode cuz the pressure of the spooge That sounds like the advice of a Greek.
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Dec 28, 2015 23:39
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The Trojans survived a ten-year siege, that takes stamina. Stamina is a good thing in a sex partner, not a bad thing.
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Dec 29, 2015 00:02
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people, people. the point is the girl says NO to sex if you dont have a condom. the trojan gets you in. kla?
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Dec 29, 2015 01:32
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The trojan horse came inside troy.
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Pththya-lyi posted:The Trojans survived a ten-year siege, that takes stamina. Stamina is a good thing in a sex partner, not a bad thing. thats just an urban legend, idiot
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Dec 29, 2015 01:34
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I'm going to launch a competing condom company called "Spurtan" brand condoms.
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Hadaka Apron posted:Ramses is named after a pharoah who had as many as 103 children. imagine having sex 103 times! wowza
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