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phasmid posted:Andys don't use slurs please
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Jan 1, 2016 23:40
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Oh gently caress! The internet is down, how do I take care of my child?
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Jan 1, 2016 23:41
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Cantilevered, catipillar tracked lives matter.
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Jan 1, 2016 23:59
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My baby's updates are stuck at 32%, how do I force update my baby?
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:My baby's updates are stuck at 32%, how do I force update my baby? how is updates formed how force update babby?
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Jan 2, 2016 00:25
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I'm worried that my son is 17 and hasn't been cucked yet
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Jan 2, 2016 01:09
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Help! After surviving three times, my son keeps trying to get sent back to the fighting pits!
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Jan 2, 2016 01:13
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Insurance refusing to pay for the age-retarding medicine my daughter needs to get into the jailbait scene.
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Jan 2, 2016 04:18
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My 5th grader failed gender studies because xe just can't seem to learn xyr pronoun facts. Should I get a tutor? If xe falls behind next year in pre-queer theory I'm afraid xe'll never get a good blog 
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Jan 2, 2016 05:58
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It's a rough and tumblr world out there, how can we make sure our kids have every disadvantage in this highly oppressed environment?
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Jan 2, 2016 06:04
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How homosexual is too homosexual? I'm afraid of teaching my child discrimination.
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"Andrama-dasha - she is my most birth-order-privileged false-daughter - her Gender Correction Ceremony is coming up, right after the quinoa harvest. We are not a wealthy household and she.. she tried to sell her penis to the organ brokers. She hitchhiked almost all the way to the Cisheteropatriarchal Caliphate, on the Ixian border. They inspected her, right out in the open. But, they did said it was not an organ that had any hope of re-sale..." McKaiylie Furiosa waits a long time after my voice trails off. She leans forward to set down the teacup, her ornate, heavy nose-ring swinging in a practiced display of wealth. Folds her meaty paws across her sturdy panniculus. Block captain, rich in quinoa, a veteran of the SuicideGirls. Her cold eyes do not leave my face for a moment. I hope my empty stomach does not rumble. "Your daughter will never be a wxmxn" she finally pronounces. "Her penis is simply not big enough."
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Jan 2, 2016 22:53
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Maoist Pussy posted:"Andrama-dasha - she is my most birth-order-privileged false-daughter - her Gender Correction Ceremony is coming up, right after the quinoa harvest. We are not a wealthy household and she.. she tried to sell her penis to the organ brokers. She hitchhiked almost all the way to the Cisheteropatriarchal Caliphate, on the Ixian border. They inspected her, right out in the open. But, they did said it was not an organ that had any hope of re-sale..." i think i'm starting to find sjw neofascism arousing
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I am going to lose my false-daughter. I am going to lose my false-daughter. Furiosa is a veteran of the defensive bombings of the Cisheteropatriarchate. I decide to play on her hatreds. "She told me that, if she cannot afford Gender Correction, she will go over to the Caliphate" I plead. "She has started claiming that Islam is a social justice movement!" The mighty brows of McKaiylie Furiosa stir into a frown.
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Jan 2, 2016 23:48
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Does the anti-zombie plague vaccine cause hyper-autism?
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Jan 3, 2016 00:17
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Is it wrong of me to limit Xaesar's screen time to waking hours?
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Jan 3, 2016 00:33
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What's the best respirator to buy for my child when he walks through the smog clouds to get to school every day?
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Jan 3, 2016 00:37
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My holographic Anime son got in a fight with a demon at school again today... That boy ain't right.
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Say Nothing posted:Does the anti-zombie plague vaccine cause hyper-autism? i'm afraid not. my friend sarah had her girl get a shot of zomvaxx and the poor girl's is still *whispers* neurotypical. it's very sad
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Maoist Pussy posted:"Andrama-dasha - she is my most birth-order-privileged false-daughter - her Gender Correction Ceremony is coming up, right after the quinoa harvest. We are not a wealthy household and she.. she tried to sell her penis to the organ brokers. She hitchhiked almost all the way to the Cisheteropatriarchal Caliphate, on the Ixian border. They inspected her, right out in the open. But, they did said it was not an organ that had any hope of re-sale..." please continue
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Jan 3, 2016 07:12
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Star citizen came out last year and is so amazing I spent all my time playing instead of parenting Kaylynn im super glad I funded the kickstarter awile back.
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Jan 3, 2016 07:14
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No, of course we're not vaccinating. Didn't you see North West talking about it on the Today Show? He said vaccinating has been linked to neurotypicalism.
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Jan 3, 2016 07:20
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my kid got in a hover board accident and those drat nanobots just et him up until nothing was left but a pile of silver clothes with hoops on them. didn't even get to say goodbye
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Jan 3, 2016 08:04
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I know that this is apparently an unpopular opinion to have nowadays, but I still use my Discipline Ray on my child when they're naughty. I was raised with my parents using the Discipline Ray when I acted up as a kid, and I like to think I turned out fine.
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Jan 3, 2016 08:19
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I'm really worried that my son will get bullied at school. He's had a bit of an overeating problem, and he weighs around 580 pounds now. He just isn't able to fit in with the normal kids who keep their weight at a svelte 300.
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Jan 3, 2016 08:52
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What if my child isn't an otherkin trans-eagle furrie faglord??? HOW WILL ZHE GET INTO PRIVATE SCHOOL
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Jan 3, 2016 08:54
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I didn't use the correct pronouns for my child so he's sueing me in the court of public opinion. I expect to be strung up before dusk.
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Jan 3, 2016 08:55
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lmao they could've just used a regular picture of sharon osbourne
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Jan 3, 2016 08:57
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the ballgags are out growing my genderfluid half-man otherkin son. he is growing up so fast at only 9 years old, the new post Obama gay marriage mandatory polygamy revolution of 2018 super mandatory age of consent
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Jan 3, 2016 09:10
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it's hard to talk to my child about the birds and the bees in only 140 characters #relatable #parentingin2020
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Jan 3, 2016 09:21
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The canned food just run out. How soon should I start eating the children?
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Jan 3, 2016 10:44
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My teen wont have sex with xyr demisexual state-mandated lifepartner, says xe isnt gay enough!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm really worried that my son will get bullied at school. He's had a bit of an overeating problem, and he weighs around 580 pounds now. He just isn't able to fit in with the normal kids who keep their weight at a svelte 300.  Child obesity has gone down over the past decade
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Pththya-lyi posted:
Apparently being a know-it-all has gone up though. 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Apparently being a know-it-all has gone up though. with a phone you can  from anywhere!
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Maoist Pussy posted:"Andrama-dasha - she is my most birth-order-privileged false-daughter - her Gender Correction Ceremony is coming up, right after the quinoa harvest. We are not a wealthy household and she.. she tried to sell her penis to the organ brokers. She hitchhiked almost all the way to the Cisheteropatriarchal Caliphate, on the Ixian border. They inspected her, right out in the open. But, they did said it was not an organ that had any hope of re-sale..." thread's done
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Maoist Pussy posted:"Andrama-dasha - she is my most birth-order-privileged false-daughter - her Gender Correction Ceremony is coming up, right after the quinoa harvest. We are not a wealthy household and she.. she tried to sell her penis to the organ brokers. She hitchhiked almost all the way to the Cisheteropatriarchal Caliphate, on the Ixian border. They inspected her, right out in the open. But, they did said it was not an organ that had any hope of re-sale..."
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