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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Danger Mahoney posted:

"If I don't think they're going to rape me they must be gay" is a pretty interesting and messed up way to think about things. I'm thinking about trying to untangle the layers of paranoia and narcissism, but nah

Women really have to follow their intuition a lot with dudes because often times when the moment of truth and revelation comes it's already too late to deal with it effectively.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
You guys don't get how poo poo works. Dudes are all sexually oppressed animals that will breed with or rape any woman simply because she is a woman and her only purpose is to get hosed real hard. They don't have any discretion or preference or are capable of knowing what they are attracted to. It's as simple as: present woman, man fucks. And if they don't they are a sexual deviant with some kind of weird sex problems or some poo poo.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You guys don't get how poo poo works. Dudes are all sexually oppressed animals that will breed with or rape any woman simply because she is a woman and her only purpose is to get hosed real hard. They don't have any discretion or preference or are capable of knowing what they are attracted to. It's as simple as: present woman, man fucks. And if they don't they are a sexual deviant with some kind of weird sex problems or some poo poo.

also known as the middle eastern theory on human sexual behavior

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

loll

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It's pretty obvious which men are gay cuz their voice is Lispy and higher and they like sex and the city

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

oldpainless posted:

It's pretty obvious which men are gay cuz their voice is Lispy and higher and they like sex and the city

Also rock hard cocks and cum filled balls

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


gay dudes usually have big dicks

if you think someone is gay then ask to see they peen

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You guys don't get how poo poo works. Dudes are all sexually oppressed animals that will breed with or rape any woman simply because she is a woman and her only purpose is to get hosed real hard. They don't have any discretion or preference or are capable of knowing what they are attracted to. It's as simple as: present woman, man fucks. And if they don't they are a sexual deviant with some kind of weird sex problems or some poo poo.

Hmmm, seems reasonable.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
stare an uncomfortable amount of time at a woman's breast. licking lips is optional but recommended

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Berious posted:

Also rock hard cocks and cum filled balls

I was trying to bring some class to this forum and not be so crude

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

stare an uncomfortable amount of time at a woman's breast. licking lips is optional but recommended

also whisper to yourself, "yes...soon..."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Women poo poo test men and think they have a super power to sense gay men.


I think.....Oh god, I think I might have taken a red pill.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

Women poo poo test men and think they have a super power to sense gay men.


I think.....Oh god, I think I might have taken a red pill.

welcome to the republican party

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Horniest Manticore posted:

welcome to the republican party

But my penis measures over two inches erect. :confused:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

But my penis measures over two inches erect. :confused:

pm me, i will fix this by whispering reagan speeches in your ear

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

pm me, i will fix this by whispering reagan speeches in your ear

Wouldn't the teachings of Thomas Jefferson be more appropriate, as Jeffersonian Democrats were the forbearers of republicanism?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
fools! the gays have had stealth technology for centuries!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You guys don't get how poo poo works. Dudes are all sexually oppressed animals that will breed with or rape any woman simply because she is a woman and her only purpose is to get hosed real hard. They don't have any discretion or preference or are capable of knowing what they are attracted to. It's as simple as: present woman, man fucks. And if they don't they are a sexual deviant with some kind of weird sex problems or some poo poo.

youve been pepper sprayed a lot havent you?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

VendaGoat posted:

Women poo poo test men and think they have a super power to sense gay men.


I think.....Oh god, I think I might have taken a red pill.

What's a poo poo test?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

ghostter posted:

What's a poo poo test?

they put a raisin and a mouse poop on the table ask you to identify which is which

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

a poo poo test if when somebody gives you some poo poo to see if you're just a fronting little bitch

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Excelzior posted:

a poo poo test if when somebody gives you some poo poo to see if you're just a fronting little bitch

To pass do you have to like, eat it or something?

Smile while you do it?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

the real question is why are there so many gay people that post in gbs

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

she puts her finger under your nose and tells you to smell it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ghostter posted:

What's a poo poo test?

A female pulls out a scat and asks you to identify the animal that made it.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Excelzior posted:

a poo poo test if when somebody gives you some poo poo to see if you're just a fronting little bitch

to see if no really means no. push past it, she secretly wants you to

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A misanthrope posted:

youve been pepper sprayed a lot havent you?

Your mother says I'm Cajun flavored.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Necros posted:

the real question is why are there so many gay people that post in gbs

it's a sausage fest

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Beef Turret posted:

Because gay men are just liberated women, op

is there a ceremony for this?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nomadologique posted:

is there a ceremony for this?

Women are not welcome. Begone foul wench!

Uberskooper
Apr 30, 2007
Skoops up goood

Lol owned

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

A female pulls out a scat and asks you to identify the animal that made it.

It's almost always dog or cat. If she presents her own poo poo that means she likes you. :wink:

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm a flaming heterosexual

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Oct 30, 2009

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That's gay

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

deep impact on vhs posted:

i'm a straight-passing gay guy

i always mess people up

This the kind of gay guy I can trust, yet maybe shouldn't!?

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