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What should I do about my situation
Pick up the legos you god damned man-child
Suck my girlfriend's dick
Put C3PO in the batmobile
Pursue a different hobby, such as building ships in a bottle
Stand up to my abusive partner and kick her out of her appartment
Stop making threads
Invite my black coworker over to cuck me.
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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

your gf sounds like a fag

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
your gonna need some dowel rods op

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
It was a test to see if she could provoke you into acting like a man for once and slap her. Clearly you failed.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

china bot posted:

attack of the 50ft woman cosplay

mmm haha

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
for $7.99 a month OP I'll cheer you on and your legos!

How much do you spend on her a month? Probably easily several hundred.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

china bot posted:

attack of the 50ft woman cosplay

https://youtu.be/ebRzFu03mqc?t=37s

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



that's more like it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


op you should have presented your rear end for a spanking

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Yeah sever. To clarify: from your GF not Lego.
Lego plays with you whenever you want, Lego only hurts you when you step on it and lego lasts for ever...

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

She has initiated a battle for dominance. Your correct response now is to pee on her.

- Sun Tzu

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Throw a whole leg of ham at her when she is next in the bath while saying "Something around here is finally cured.". This will re-affirm you as the alpha of the house.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
picture of OPs gf:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Roy posted:

picture of OPs gf:



not curvy enough for my tastes

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ratjaculation posted:

A guy my friends play football with likes Lego, he's like 30, a virgin and has this tattoo

you know what you must do

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

hemale in pain posted:

you know what you must do

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think she's mad because you aren't humping her.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I like your gf's style

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
You need to dump your gf and find a nice girl my wife just finished building a Peterbuilt with a sleeper cab and now she's working on the trailer.




It's half apart because she's doing an MLCad drawing or some poo poo for it and ordering parts in the right color.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

EvilJoven posted:

You need to dump your gf and find a nice girl my wife just finished building a Peterbuilt with a sleeper cab and now she's working on the trailer.




It's half apart because she's doing an MLCad drawing or some poo poo for it and ordering parts in the right color.

when is the last time you brought your wife to pleasure in a sexual sense

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

a starwar betamax posted:

when is the last time you brought your wife to pleasure in a sexual sense

By the sounds of things, never.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

Throw a whole leg of ham at her when she is next in the bath while saying "Something around here is finally cured.". This will re-affirm you as the alpha of the house.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
wow man, you guys are being a dick to a guy who is not even a mod

you should be ashamed of yourself

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

gnarlyhotep posted:

wow man, you guys are being a dick to a guy who is not even a mod

you should be ashamed of yourself

Congrats on no star life! I look forward to your first well earned probation

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

wow man, you guys are being a dick to a guy who is not even a mod

you should be ashamed of yourself

omg there was a red pill icon hiding under your mod star the whole time i loving knew it

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
It's cause you couldn't afford the "good" version of Lego Batmobile.

http://www.amazon.com/LEGO-6062409-Superheroes-The-Tumbler/dp/B00MU2DMX8

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

EvilJoven posted:

You need to dump your gf and find a nice girl my wife just finished building a Peterbuilt with a sleeper cab and now she's working on the trailer.




It's half apart because she's doing an MLCad drawing or some poo poo for it and ordering parts in the right color.

Where are the piss jugs?????!!??!?

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Saga
Aug 17, 2009

a starwar betamax posted:

when is the last time you brought your wife to pleasure in a sexual sense


Arian_Samurai posted:

Where are the piss jugs?????!!??!?


And to complete the trifecta, how fat are both of you?

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