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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Cobblestones boiled in urine and horse gristle in agar jelly for breakfast.

Result.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



taffmaster

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Fluo posted:

spag bol you monster!

also mexican food is boring and over rated


you're going to the wrong places!!






Looks good. Needs some ribs.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

lol its like living in the past

loving devon

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid


arseholes

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Fluo posted:

What if it is actually Nigel Farage?

he has alot of spare time now adays

I thought Tramadol was a real poster for a while, but now I can see he is clearly not

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Minimalist Program posted:

There's one next to the kitchen sink in this house and every idiot sink here is that kind with two tiny taps, one hot one cold, and no way for you to mix the two and so the hot water is scaldingly hot and the cold water is so cold you cant wash your hands in it without significant discomfort.

That's because hot water used to come from a tank in the loft and so wasn't potable, so by law the hot and cold taps had to be different :eng101:

Obviously any new house that has 2 separate taps and an immersion boiler has either been built by sadists or idiots

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of being on drugs, how is it that UK people are always casually mentioning being on enough MDMA to kill a horse? Why aren't you all dead or in mental hospitals? Not angry, just jealous.
It's actually how we prevent being dead or in mental hospitals, hth.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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XMNN posted:


lol its like living in the past

loving devon

I would drink all night and day at Up Along Bar.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol this building fell down and no one even bothered fixing it

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
I'm assuming that's the highest peak in the UK in the background.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



crabcakes66 posted:

I'm assuming that's the highest peak in the UK in the background.

tim peake?

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Oh yeah Britain's first astronaut! How cute.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
cant even afford real trees so they got some stupid purple bushes



bastards

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

its called a kingdom but u have a queen.....hrm.......mmm..gay??

Thinking about a queendom makes me feel funny in my bathing suit area.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

XMNN posted:

cant even afford real trees so they got some stupid purple bushes




:vince:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Did you seriouly have a hard time finding parts of england that look like poo poo to photograph

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
a visual metaphore for the uk



its dog poo poo

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

XMNN posted:

cant even afford real trees so they got some stupid purple bushes



bastards

stop taking pictures of me :D

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

edit: Ignore me. I'm an idiot who can't remember to search before posting.

Also adequate visual representation of UK is an overweight lass wearing spray-on clothing with poorly applied fake tan, gently caress off huge hair extensions, panda make-up, passed out on a public bench with vomit dribbling into the gutter... at 9am on a Tuesday morning.

Oscar Romeo Romeo fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 8, 2016

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

The gently caress happened to the UK goon thread, or is this it now?

its in the mental illness containtment zone under byob

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