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who's your favorite jedi?
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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


easy

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

At last, someone who can fully deepthroat me

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
and give you a nice handjob too

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

ChickenWyngz posted:

Kyle katarn because he wasn't afraid to shoot a bitch

Cry Havoc posted:

kyle's apprentice jaden

For real, if any of the retarded EU poo poo could be given a small chance to live on, it's these guys. Mostly Kyle. He knows force choking someone doesn't mean you are evil, exactly.

notcoryfeldman
Jan 4, 2016
Mark Windu or any of those fucks with tentacle head

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
Obi Wan put up with two punk bitch students and honed them into the greatest force wielded in the universe, he could have totally beaten Vader but he died because he saw the bigger picture. He would beat up any force user 1v1

KaiserSchnitzel
Feb 23, 2003

Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

Obi Wan put up with two punk bitch students and honed them into the greatest force wielded in the universe, he could have totally beaten Vader but he died because he saw the bigger picture. He would beat up any force user 1v1

I'm still confused as to how he aged about 50 years in the span of 16 - 21 actual years between III and IV. Like - I literally don't understand how Lucas could not have cast an Obi Wan for I - III that was old enough to actually fit the role according to the timeline. And yes I am actually puzzled by this and understand the ramifications of admitting to that on the internet.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Spock is the best star war guy.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

I'm still confused as to how he aged about 50 years in the span of 16 - 21 actual years between III and IV. Like - I literally don't understand how Lucas could not have cast an Obi Wan for I - III that was old enough to actually fit the role according to the timeline. And yes I am actually puzzled by this and understand the ramifications of admitting to that on the internet.

There's nothing to be puzzled about, it's actually very simple: Lucas didn't think about it.

Also, 'your sad devotion to that ancient religion' lol

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

Barista Coffee

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
look at the size of that thing

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
R5d4 from star wars because he used the force to die so uncle owen would take r2d2 instead. The little droid that COULD

Edit: im not making this up

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
From wookiepedia:

After the character appeared in the 1977 filmStar Wars: Episode IV A New Hope,[5] R5-D4 was featured in a number of Star WarsLegends stories. One such story was Skippy the Jedi Droid, an Infinities story from the1999 comic book anthology Star Wars Tales 1. The story posited that the character, nicknamed Skippy, could use the Force. After seeing a vision of Luke Skywalker's future, Skippy made it appear that his motivator malfunctioned so that Owen Lars could purchase R2-D2 and Skywalker could fulfill his destiny as a Jedi Knight.[6]

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mary Sue Skywalker

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

notcoryfeldman posted:

Mark Windu or any of those fucks with tentacle head

Marky Mark and the Jedi Bunch was an awesome to the max band back in the day.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Yaddle is my favorite.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/fxvJjpz.jpg

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Cry Havoc posted:

and give you a nice handjob too

he looks like hed be more into fingering

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
I liked Ewok, that gold guy and Spoc

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Randy Savage

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Junior Jr. posted:

look at the size of that thing





Dude seriously reminds me of Stern's Limo driver Ronnie and thats hella creepy

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


Darth Insanius

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Wurzag posted:

Darth Insanius

Darth Icky and Darth Millennial could both whoop his rear end

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Slavoj Zizek

would win in a fight between darth vader and one punch man

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Applewhite posted:

My fav Jedi is the deviantart version of Ashoka where she has really huge boobs.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
I remember Skeletor was a pretty cool Sith

Junior Jr. fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Jan 8, 2016

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Darth Badguyis

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

My fav Jedi is the deviantart version of Ashoka where she has really huge boobs.

That's basically every deviantart version.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Darth Revan, but the version when you take every jerk option along the way.

Haha, yeah, I killed your fuckin' fish and ruined your fish economy, you fish assholes.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Jed-I-OBI-1




Now that's an old school reference...

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

OhsH posted:

was there ever a mon calamari jedi?

not sure, but I do have this:

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

WATATATATATA-TAAAA!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
"This light saber is going straight up your rear end!"

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
In all seriousness:


Fun Fact: He customized his lightsaber to work underwater, seeing as he's a squid monster and all.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


these guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFhYFIH4SA4

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pneub posted:

In all seriousness:


Fun Fact: He customized his lightsaber to work underwater, seeing as he's a squid monster and all.

Kit Fisto is dope, no doubt but I dig Plo Koon.


Motherfucker has to wear that mask because on his home planet they breathe diamonds or some poo poo.

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