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when an old lady asks for my help crossing a street i juts slap the grocery bags out of her hands and then kick flip my board and skate away
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Jan 8, 2016 16:24
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good, old people were assholes when they were young and the sweet grandma act isnt fooling me
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Jan 8, 2016 16:25
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sometimes i will go to the christian forums and post my hand drawn pictures of lions ripping apart christians in the colosseum and then say things like "lol, thats the best thing christians ever did" and when they say they will pray for me i just giggle uncontrollably
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Jan 8, 2016 16:26
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Robo Reagan posted:good, old people were assholes when they were young and the sweet grandma act isnt fooling me loving amen to this, i like to go into rest homes and fool old people into thinking that i am their grandson and then after several hours of spending quality time with them i stand up and point at them and scream "haha I'm not your grandkid, you honestly think they would come to visit you you wrinkled old loving prune!' sometimes i have to repeat myself because they can't hear well and a few times i juts leave a note because they fell asleep but it feels so drat good to do
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Jan 8, 2016 16:29
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when i see a lemonade stand by the side of the road i pretend to like their lemonade an then spit it out and tell the kids it tastes like poo poo and they should pay me or i will sue them (i pretend to be a lawyer) and when they give me my money i knock over their lemonade and then make one of the kids beat the poo poo out of the other kids for my enjoyment
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Jan 8, 2016 16:31
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You might like this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3747078
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