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we often hear other animals featured in expressions like "for the birds" or a "hog's breakfast" so where does the noble horny toad fit in on the illustrious pantheon of things to say?
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:28 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:09 |
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knee high to a horny toad
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 18:29 |
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holy poo poo i never knew that cosplay is short for costume play
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 19:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p56k6QCjJnc&t=88s
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:16 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:we often hear other animals featured in expressions like "for the birds" or a "hog's breakfast" so where does the noble horny toad fit in on the illustrious pantheon of things to say? or frog stupid
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:18 |
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plain blue jacket posted:or frog stupid i'm hopping mad
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:22 |
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all horned up and nowhere to toad.......
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:35 |
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tastes like horny toad
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:37 |
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quicker than a horny toad on butter
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:37 |
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He croaked!
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:38 |
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ribbit for her pleasure
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:39 |
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MiracleWhale posted:ribbit for her pleasure *man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a condom, the wrapper adorned with a horny toad, confident he has found the best product, he looks closer at the fine print...* "may give warts? goddammit..."
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:53 |
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Croaking from the stroking Frog-Skin Condoms™
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 22:59 |
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VendaGoat posted:Croaking from the stroking we need to take this idea to the Shark Tank guys
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:25 |
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condom has a reservoir tip two feet long that it suddenly extends to snatch flies out of the air
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# ? Jan 10, 2016 23:58 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:09 |
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When I was a kid I used to shoot other lizards with my slingshot, but I left the horny toads alone. The good will thus earned has blessed me all my remaining days.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 00:19 |