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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

we often hear other animals featured in expressions like "for the birds" or a "hog's breakfast" so where does the noble horny toad fit in on the illustrious pantheon of things to say?

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
knee high to a horny toad

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

holy poo poo i never knew that cosplay is short for costume play

GUYS STOP
Jun 7, 2003
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p56k6QCjJnc&t=88s

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

we often hear other animals featured in expressions like "for the birds" or a "hog's breakfast" so where does the noble horny toad fit in on the illustrious pantheon of things to say?

or frog stupid

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



i'm hopping mad

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
all horned up and nowhere to toad.......

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tastes like horny toad

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
quicker than a horny toad on butter

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
He croaked!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ribbit for her pleasure

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

MiracleWhale posted:

ribbit for her pleasure

*man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a condom, the wrapper adorned with a horny toad, confident he has found the best product, he looks closer at the fine print...*

"may give warts? goddammit..."

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Croaking from the stroking

Frog-Skin Condoms™

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

VendaGoat posted:

Croaking from the stroking

Frog-Skin Condoms™

we need to take this idea to the Shark Tank guys

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


condom has a reservoir tip two feet long that it suddenly extends to snatch flies out of the air

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Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
When I was a kid I used to shoot other lizards with my slingshot, but I left the horny toads alone.

The good will thus earned has blessed me all my remaining days.

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