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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Toadvine posted:

I pick my nose. Is this something other people do too? It's so satisfying and as long as you dispose of the booger correctly, no harm done

exactly. as long as you eat it afterwards instead of, like, flicking it on the floor, who cares if you pick your nose?

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Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Playing Powerball

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I take the Lord's name in vain

is the lords name heroin

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I touch myself and look at pretty porn ladies :ssh:

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
I actually read articles about baseball players, their salaries and contracts, and even which agents represent them :smith:

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Stefan Prodan posted:

I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

you son of a bitch

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Stefan Prodan posted:

I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

lol hahaha

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I treat gap-toothed ppl like total trash.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Stefan Prodan posted:

I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

You! You Bastard!

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Stefan Prodan posted:

I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

my whole life makes sense now.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Mariana Horchata posted:

I treat gap-toothed ppl like total trash.

"When I look at you I don't know whether to smile or kick a field goal"

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Stefan Prodan posted:

I pick my nose and then try to put the booger in other people's noses when they aren't looking so that they'll be like drat my nose is really full of boogers today

I'm sorry I caused all that cancer

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
I dont pick my nose and eat the boogers. Heard you should for to pick up immunities.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Put apple juice in my room mates coffee.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I secretly contribute nothing to society and then claim I do

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sometimes I pick my nose

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jan 14, 2016

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

LadyAmbien posted:

Oh poo poo, did I ask a question that another person on this earth thought of and asked on a public forum?


You're right! It is Intervention! Oops.



if it was hoarders she would be sniffing used diapers left by her late mom.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I run long-running and cpu intensive queries on my job's database and use unsafeperformIO in my haskell code, so naughty

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

bradzilla posted:

Sometimes I pick my nose

anyone who says they don't is a liar. :colbert:

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

BigBoss posted:

Are you my brother in law?

DOUG?!

I also pee and snot rocket boogies in the shower. I usually let the water running down my arm shoot off my hand and power-wash the morning nose nuggets off the wall/shower curtain but sometimes they get really plastered on there.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

anyone who says they don't is a liar. :colbert:

Call me a liar but I don't pick his nose.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

VendaGoat posted:

anyone who says they don't is a liar. :colbert:

This truly is a load off my mind and a load out my nose

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Sometimes I fart on my cat.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I like to JO in my car sometimes

sometimes I post in FYAD, maybe like once or twice a year

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jan 14, 2016

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Moridin920 posted:

I like to JO in my car sometimes

sometimes I post in FYAD, maybe like once or twice a year

ive cranked it while driving before. the thrill of death got me randy.

ive never done that other thing.

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009

Mental-Rectangle posted:

my entire life

my job, my relationships, my family, my friends

...all a vast web held together by lies






Same

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dreezy posted:

ive cranked it while driving before. the thrill of death got me randy.

ive never done that other thing.

Only done it while driving once; I just mean like I'll pop down to my car at 11pm and smoke a bowl or two and sometimes what happens happens you know

Nuclear Pogostick
Apr 9, 2007

Bouncing towards victory
I genuinely enjoy making the REALLY rabidly anti-gun people irate (even though I'm pretty far left, just impotent tears about my AR15 sustain me - I don't troll people with reasonable reservations about guns though, that poo poo's understandable)

Sometimes I go into the frozen yogurt store next to the grocery store and use the sample cups to try some free samples and then I DON'T BUY ANYTHING :ninja: sometimes I do buy a cup there

One time when I was like, 11 or 12, I put my cat in the fridge on a really hot day (I thought he'd be more comfortable in there because it was nice and cool :downs: ). He was fine, I took him out like 15 minutes later.

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

spotix55 posted:

I'm voting clinton

Woah.

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