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You threw out a bag of really good beef jerky. The bag was completely sealed and in a grocery bag along with your depression pills (gotta make it SA relevant) that you forgot to take out as well. You were cleaning up and grabbed a bunch of what you thought were empty shopping bags put the bag in a bag in a bag. Then put that bag inside the trash. Then you realized an hour later after taking out the trash that your pills were in there and your sweet beef jerky! So to break this down, you go to the garbage put on some gloves rip it open, grab the bag within the bag pull out another bag and in that pull out another bag (all plastic) and BINGO find it your pills which are in a bag of their own which contains a plastic container that holds them. Next to your pill bag is your sweet beef jerky unopened sealed in a bag. Do you take the jerky and eat it? Or do you leave it in the TRASH. Mind you its good jerky and it costs a lot. Your move GBS.
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Jan 15, 2016 05:45
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I would eat the trash jerky
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Jan 15, 2016 05:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I would eat the trash jerky WE GOT A TRASH EATER HERE FOLKS! Haha gross! Would you take the trash pills too?
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Jan 15, 2016 05:46
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Microwaves Mom posted:WE GOT A TRASH EATER HERE FOLKS! Haha gross! No, I'm not depressed so I don't need them.
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Jan 15, 2016 05:47
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, I'm not depressed so I don't need them. Woahhhhhh! Are you sure you're not? You're eating Trash Jerky.
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Jan 15, 2016 05:48
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Eating sealed food from your own trash is probably cleaner than your countertop OP. YOu gotta make it more ambiguous like the classic: 
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Jan 15, 2016 05:50
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The jerky bad was unopened, the jerky was safe from the trash. Waste not, want not jerky.
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Jan 15, 2016 05:50
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My buddy knew a guy who would go dumpster diving outside Red Lobsters everyday to grab the garbage bag filled with all the unsold cheddar biscuits they would throw out every day.
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Jan 15, 2016 05:51
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gently caress yeah op depression pills and jerky are expensive
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Jan 15, 2016 05:51
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Bobert Bobertson posted:gently caress yeah op depression pills and jerky are expensive But if you had to choose one the jerky or the pills!?
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Jan 15, 2016 05:54
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Microwaves Mom posted:But if you had to choose one the jerky or the pills!? Can i get high on the pills?
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Jan 15, 2016 05:54
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Can i get high on the pills? yeah this is pretty important. jerky's expensive but temporarily removing myself from this mortal coil is far more valuable
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Jan 15, 2016 05:55
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Microwaves Mom posted:But if you had to choose one the jerky or the pills!? Pills. Everybody's bound to drop a pill at some time or another, and you'll have to take that pill even if five seconds have already elapsed; taking pills that have made their way to nasty places is unavoidable if you're on a prescription.
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Jan 15, 2016 06:00
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Can i get high on the pills? Sure, but the comedown is hard and three times as long as the benefit of the high.
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Jan 15, 2016 06:09
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Microwaves Mom posted:Sure, but the comedown is hard and three times as long as the benefit of the high. OK this is getting interesting. I would take the pills, get high off them once, and then succumb to a severe comedown. I'd then try and barter the remaining pills (less a couple for a rainy day  ) for some delicious jerky, ideally that bacon jerky I've been hearing about.
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Jan 15, 2016 06:11
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after some long and hard thought, i'd go for the jerky. my lust for meat surpasses my lust for drugs
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Jan 15, 2016 06:12
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so by leathery meat and drugs you find in a dumpster you mean your mom, right? then yes, i do still eat her out but i am not proud of it.
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