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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
and this works in the app exactly how?

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Champenema posted:

and this works in the app exactly how?

Doesn't work at all... but no worries, we're rolling out a new initiative where we autoban all phone posters.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



a starwar betamax posted:

Doesn't work at all... but no worries, we're rolling out a new initiative where we autoban all phone posters.

About loving time.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


the something awful dot com forums have detected a sudden cessation in the motion of your mouse hand, usually indicative of a stroke or drug overdose. as a precaution a squad of EMTs and DEA agents has been dispatched to your home and your facebook relationship status has been updated to "it's complicated"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

the something awful dot com forums have detected a sudden cessation in the motion of your mouse hand, usually indicative of a stroke or drug overdose. as a precaution a squad of EMTs and DEA agents has been dispatched to your home and your facebook relationship status has been updated to "it's complicated"

if you go a day without posting, SA will send an automated message to all your friends and family that you have passed away.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a starwar betamax posted:

Doesn't work at all... but no worries, we're rolling out a new initiative where we autoban all phone posters.

you've changed man

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a bone to pick posted:

if you go a day without posting, SA will send an automated message to all your friends and family that you have passed away.

an arrangement is made with a grandmaster stonecutter, long retired to a hut on top of mt. fuji, to come out of hiding for one last assignment. you arrive at your own funeral to see a closed casket being lowered into your grave, which somehow, inexplicably, is engraved with an animated flashing 'human being' gif. your mother sees it and storms off, tossing a bouquet of carnations into a trash can

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tomorrow's winning lottery numbers are...

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
HELP! I am hopped up on nicotine gum and patches, just smoke a ciggy and I can't stop posting!



















might be too long

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

the last admin lasted less than a day

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



GBS: If you have the app you are a oval office and can't read this

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
GBS: hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
dunk a dill pickle, reard-o

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Big Beef City posted:

GBS: "F-fingerblast this little turd."

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
When we're hot to trot, we still gotta squat.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i hate to crosspost but

rename e/n to 'now with trans fats'

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wolverman say: hey bub i am do the best with i do!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

rename e/n to 'now with trans fats'

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



extra stout posted:

i hate to crosspost but

rename e/n to 'now with trans fats'

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