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I hosed up real bad. I went to the store and bought hand sanitizer instead of lotion! I didn't realize my mistake until after I started to rub one out. Now my dick is burning a lot. What do I do? I really got burned on this purchase.
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Jan 18, 2016 13:20
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A rare misfire from SLICK GOKU BABY
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Jan 18, 2016 13:25
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Clean Goku Baby
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Jan 18, 2016 13:27
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chug that poo poo til you crunk
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Jan 18, 2016 13:29
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Slam your dick in a box of baking soda
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Jan 18, 2016 13:29
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:A rare misfire from SLICK GOKU BABY Oh believe me I still fired one off.
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Jan 18, 2016 13:32
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Drink it and refer to it as "the baby"
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Jan 18, 2016 13:41
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That's pure cheap alcohol OP. Get drunk, forget the pain !
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Jan 18, 2016 13:43
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Jan 18, 2016 13:43
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A misanthrope posted:chug that poo poo til you crunk poo poo gets you wrecked. Get on it fool.
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Jan 18, 2016 13:48
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Its burning because your dick is dirty. Like when you take mouth wash for the first time.
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Jan 18, 2016 14:01
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i saw my gf pick her nose and eat it what do i do
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Jan 18, 2016 14:05
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Maldoror posted:i saw my gf pick her nose and eat it sever and get ye to therapy goonsir
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Jan 18, 2016 14:07
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Maldoror posted:i saw my gf pick her nose and eat it And she didn't offer to share? Sounds like a selfish bitch.
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Jan 18, 2016 14:49
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Maldoror posted:i saw my gf pick her nose and eat it consider the residue left on her teeth and how many tyime you've had your tongue in there yum
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Jan 18, 2016 14:59
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Pain is pleasure, so keep doing it
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Jan 18, 2016 15:01
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don't forget to smear toothpaste on your balls, idiot
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Jan 18, 2016 15:44
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sanitize hands
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Jan 18, 2016 15:47
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Life consists of more pain than pleasure OP. You learned a valuable lesson today !
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Jan 18, 2016 15:47
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Hand sanitizer is pretty effective at killing micro-organisms, but there may still be time to save your dick if you get to a hospital asap.
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Jan 18, 2016 15:53
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fill your tub with drano and get in
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Jan 18, 2016 15:59
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dad gay. so what posted:fill your tub with drano and get in this is really good for your pores i hear
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Jan 18, 2016 16:19
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op mix chlorine and bleach in a bucket and hold your head in it -- instant skin firmer. its like a little fountain of youth right there in a bucket.
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Jan 18, 2016 16:20
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i was wondering why this was a big deal for a minute and why a grown adult male real person would own hand lotion then i realized a bunch of you have cut up dicks and need to jerk off with it haha lol
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Jan 18, 2016 16:21
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I use lotioni in my hair, maybe you could rub one out in your hair and give it that hairdresser grade look
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Jan 18, 2016 17:30
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vick's is basically petroleum jelly
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Jan 18, 2016 17:33
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Jan 18, 2016 17:35
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nice tits
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Jan 18, 2016 17:36
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I'd cover her face in sperm.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:10
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Blue Train posted:nice tits you think the sperm did that too?
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Jan 18, 2016 18:15
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drikn it you dumby !
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Jan 18, 2016 18:22
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I hosed up real bad. Get a match and burn off the alcohol Just hover the flame abive your dick until the fumes catch and burn off harmlessly, just like cooking wine off in a pan
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Jan 18, 2016 18:45
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Moon Atari posted:Hand sanitizer is pretty effective at killing micro-organisms, but there may still be time to save your dick if you get to a hospital asap.
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Jan 18, 2016 18:48
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Moon Atari posted:Hand sanitizer is pretty effective at killing micro-organisms, but there may still be time to save your dick if you get to a hospital asap.
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Jan 18, 2016 21:30
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Moon Atari posted:Hand sanitizer is pretty effective at killing micro-organisms, but there may still be time to save your dick if you get to a hospital asap.
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Jan 18, 2016 21:33
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