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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i have dyscalculia

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm a dolphins fan

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Frankenstyle posted:

I vow to keep up the good fight until every single homeless person goes back where they came from.

A home?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I did a stint in jail for my unsuccessful bid to overthrow the German Government. Maybe I'll write a book about it sometime.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

I did a stint in jail for my unsuccessful bid to overthrow the German Government. Maybe I'll write a book about it sometime.

No offense but no one want's to hear you blabbering on about how you almost did something.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cannot stop getting my dick sucked

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

cannot stop getting my dick sucked

That is a hard life.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I just burned the roof of my mouf. Can someone spit in it?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Jukeboxblues posted:

I just burned the roof of my mouf. Can someone spit in it?

GROSS.


Use pee, it's sterile.

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Stressed out? Never fear - Snuggles is here!

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I can't remember which of my stove burners starts smoking.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Shneak posted:

I can't remember which of my stove burners starts smoking.

You should at least try to convince it to vape.Then you will have no trouble knowing which one it is.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sometimes after I shower I have to poo poo again. I call it secondary shittage.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Currently struggling to stay awake lol

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
My brownies keep getting a little too crispy on the edges

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