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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Just a little on the cheek to send it a message- Don't gently caress with me, pizza.

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CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
my record was in 2 seconds, OP

Cap'nSnakehead
Aug 20, 2002

Isaac posted:

Where the hell do they srrve pizza tgat isnt cut

Taco Bell, foo'!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Triangles for traditional crust, squares for thin crust. This is not hard people.

e:

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Jan 19, 2016

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I slice it while it is on a wooden dummy with the face of my enemy painted on it. So angrily is how I like it.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I don't cut my own pizza, what are you some kind of home baking pizza slob?

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Kinda just punch my pizza into bite sized pieces

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

A pizza is rectangular, so you have to cut it into rectangles. It's the only way

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
wit my hanzo steel, op

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza cut any way!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Triangle slices only, the way Jesus intended it :mad:

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Party cut

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Horizontally, 3 layers.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

bradzilla posted:

Triangles for traditional crust, squares for thin crust. This is not hard people.

e:

be careful on judas priest fridays

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Cut the pizza with scissors FTW

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


i just roll it up and eat it like a burrito

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
here are two good exotic pizza cuts that you might enjoy, the zig zag (and excellent way to get large slices out of a small pizza!) and the isosceles cut:

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

A misanthrope posted:

you take this pic after you ate it?

heres an abridged rankings of pizzas:


552,0658,302,5201,0502,2051 floor pizza
552,0658,302,5201,0502,2052 this awful looking garbage

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
I use a knife to cut my pizzas but a pizza cutter to cut my quesadillas. gently caress the system

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A Stupid Baby posted:

I use a knife to cut my pizzas but a pizza cutter to cut my quesadillas. gently caress the system

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum

Fruits of the sea posted:

Scissors. I poo poo you not, works better than any pizza cutter or knife.

This or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozClQjRtsyA

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


That looks like something you would find in Aatrek's kitchen.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Yah.
Right, dats da old style, keep it newschool.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Rutibex posted:

here are two good exotic pizza cuts that you might enjoy, the zig zag (and excellent way to get large slices out of a small pizza!) and the isosceles cut:


I actually kinda dig the zig zag cut. However I feel sorry for the people who get stuck with the nearly all crust side cuts.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Stuff yo crust. head towards the light, its the only way.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
I chop it up into little bite size pieces

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
according to tabletop gaming theory, hexagons are the most efficient way.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

wicked bat'leth

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Roger Craig posted:

I actually kinda dig the zig zag cut. However I feel sorry for the people who get stuck with the nearly all crust side cuts.

I guarantee you anybody cutting their pizza like that is eating alone

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i roll it into a burrito OP

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
with my penis

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
Triangle slices, 8 pieces each

Once in half then the other way to make 4 then 2 more diagonal to make 8.

Anything else is just heresy

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

jlechem posted:

Triangle slices, 8 pieces each

Once in half then the other way to make 4 then 2 more diagonal to make 8.

Anything else is just heresy

I see you have learned the sacred pizza cutting technique passed down through the ages, the one true way to cut some 'za.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Fruits of the sea posted:

Scissors. I poo poo you not, works better than any pizza cutter or knife.

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Fruits of the sea posted:

Scissors. I poo poo you not, works better than any pizza cutter or knife.
Yes this is why you see pizza places use scissors to cut their pizzas.

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