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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ghlbtsk posted:

all aboard the snowpiercer rear-cabin daily commute express

choo choo!

I'll suck your dick for some protein bars.

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Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

train strange sounds legit what would you call it though like being in the foot high club?

I would call it getting High Speed Railed

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Maoist Pussy posted:

I would call it getting High Speed Railed

:vince:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




This train we're stuck on, is it a runaway train?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

*looks over at you slyly, after you complain about the 3rd hour being stuck here*

this sure is a long train

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*cracks open beers*

*chugs 3 tall cans in 25 minutes*

"anyone know if these a washroom in this train??"

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

numberoneposter posted:

*cracks open beers*

*chugs 3 tall cans in 25 minutes*

"anyone know if these a washroom in this train??"

Two tall boys, two ham and cheese croissants, a banana, and a red bull to finish it off and mask the beer breath with on the train to Brussels was basically my breakfast every morning for the better part of a year. The trick is to finish the tall boys while the train is still sparsely populated so you don't feel like such an alcoholic once it starts filling up.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

dreezy posted:

i'm time traveling jake gyllenhaal in that lovely movie directed by david bowie's son.

source code? i didn't think it was that bad

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

*cracks open beers*

*chugs 3 tall cans in 25 minutes*

"anyone know if these a washroom in this train??"

This is the New York City subway train. The world is your bathroom.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I have to take a 30 minute train ride to visit my in-laws, this being China, the train is a horrible and miserable experience. I can't imagine how bad the 30-40 hour cross China trains must be.

Plastic Goldbaby
Sep 8, 2010

Purple horseshoes?
Sure, if they be nailed to a golden horse.
trains are the most miserable form of transportation and that's a fact

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
greyhound is so much better and faster than amtrak coach its just crazy

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
altho that poo poo where you park your car in the train car and just sit there drinkin and jackin off sounds sick as hell, plus you got the extra safety features in your ride to protect you in the event of your almost inevitable derailment

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Plastic Goldbaby posted:

trains are the most miserable form of transportation and that's a fact
trains = dystopia

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Is the train in transit or is it broke down in the middle of the tracks like in the middle of the goddamn desert?

This is very important for my roleplaying.

also

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Plastic Goldbaby posted:

trains are the most miserable form of transportation and that's a fact

being in a small, cramped car for hours can suck too

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015

Snakes on a train

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
*Reads a book*

Wait, do you mean a municipal train you take to work, or, like, a cross-country train? Then I guess:

*Takes some cellphone photos of a neat mesa out the window*
*Sits for a while, trying to enjoy the grandeur and majesty*
*Hours go by*
*Reads a book*
*Finishes the book*
*Takes out new book*
*Goes back to tiny sleeping compartment*
*Wakes up. Gets out book*

Wow. Why did I think this train was a good idea?

*Feels really glad the return trip is by airplane*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
*we all kill a dude. Belgian detective figures out were all goons but stops giving a poo poo cuz victim totally asked for it*

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU

my two favourite subject: trains and homicide

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