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This is the Lent thread post about Lent so i can read it and get more excited about Lent
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Jan 22, 2016 15:31
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I'm going to give up eating feces this year!
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Jan 22, 2016 15:33
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The Lent Is Too drat High
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Jan 22, 2016 15:37
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these lents are making me thirsty
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Jan 22, 2016 15:39
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I gave up god for Lent, aren't I edgy?
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Jan 22, 2016 16:08
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dont forget to clean out the lent trap on the dryer. it could start a fire
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Jan 22, 2016 16:10
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I give up molesting altar boys usually
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Jan 22, 2016 16:12
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Lent aka Catholic Ramadan
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Jan 22, 2016 16:13
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I love a good Stations of the Cross. It doesn't feel like lent if you don't stink like incense for days.
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Jan 22, 2016 16:26
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I'm the local TV news anchor with a big shiny gob of poo poo on his head that's been sitting there all day
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Jan 22, 2016 16:28
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Nothing says 'Im definitely going to heaven!' by giving up a trival first world thing that won't endanger your life in any way.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:48
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If you tell people what you're giving up for Lent, Jesus will get angry and won't grant your Lent wish.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:54
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the goddam bum who lives in my office didnt set off the bug bombs like he was supposed to and there are all these annyoing little fruit flies buzing around i want to give up annoying little fruit flies for lent thank you
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Jan 22, 2016 18:11
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i'm bent for lent
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Jan 22, 2016 18:12
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Here in Milwaukee we do Friday fish frys. It's lent every day!
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Jan 22, 2016 18:14
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i cook so gently caress lent loving fish everywhere
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Jan 22, 2016 18:17
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Haven't been to mass in years, and yet I still feel oddly obligated to give up meat on Fridays and the like.
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Jan 22, 2016 18:52
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I like how most people use lent like a temporary second new year's resolution.
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Jan 22, 2016 18:56
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I'm going to give up waiting for lent.
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Jan 22, 2016 18:57
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i sure hope franco doesnt give up sucking my drat balls
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Jan 22, 2016 18:59
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In 4th grade a friend of mine had to go to the principle's office because he said he was giving up school for lent. Ahh, Catholic school...
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Jan 22, 2016 19:11
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citybeatnik posted:Haven't been to mass in years, and yet I still feel oddly obligated to give up meat on Fridays and the like.
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Jan 22, 2016 19:14
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I have lent everyday I keep it in my belly button and use it to flavor soups
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Jan 22, 2016 19:20
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i ought to do video games this time because i entertained the idea but totally lacked the willpower last time
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Jan 22, 2016 19:37
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vug posted:i ought to do video games this time because i entertained the idea but totally lacked the willpower last time i roleplayed a guy in a videogame who gave up potions for lent and i died fighting a tough foe because i culdnt heal my wounds
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Jan 22, 2016 19:39
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I'm going to give up moderation for Lent
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Jan 22, 2016 19:39
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boom boom boom posted:I'm going to give up moderation for Lent As long as you aren't Catholic you could engage in all the gluttony you want without sin. #lifehacks #holeinthesheet
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Jan 22, 2016 20:07
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:As long as you aren't Catholic you could engage in all the gluttony you want without sin. #lifehacks #holeinthesheet Nawh, we still can. Just have to go confess afterwards.
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Jan 22, 2016 20:14
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Hector Beerlioz posted:In 4th grade a friend of mine had to go to the principle's office because he said he was giving up school for lent. Ahh, Catholic school... That kid has good instincts trying to play the system against itself.
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Jan 22, 2016 20:38
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:That kid has good instincts trying to play the system against itself. He's a clever dude. Should be finishing up med school by now.
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Jan 22, 2016 20:45
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Lent goes by too fast.
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Jan 23, 2016 15:04
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citybeatnik posted:Nawh, we still can. Just have to go confess afterwards. I bet Jesus gets tired of hearing your poo poo.
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Jan 23, 2016 15:06
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I bet Jesus gets tired of hearing your poo poo. jesus is a wheat myth in the petrie dish of gay brutality
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Jan 23, 2016 15:11
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You should all give up Catholicism for Lent.
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Jan 23, 2016 15:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I bet Jesus gets tired of hearing your poo poo. If you want to get deep in the weeds of the weird and wacky theology that is Catholicism, Jesus doesn't hear the poo poo during the confession since the sins disappear. It's the put-upon celibate that gets tired of hearing your poo poo, but that's his job. But then I haven't been to confession since I was confirmed a decade and a half ago.
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Jan 23, 2016 15:28
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OP should give up this thread for lent to bring everyone salvation.
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