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so this lady has worms in her body and god helps her get them out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuVygZS39tM she has a whole blog about god-given wormcures like cigarette tea http://thesecretisgratitude.blogspot.com/2015/10/horsehair-nematomorpha-parasite-kraken.html (the secret is gratitude) 
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Jan 23, 2016 09:24
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how do I pray to get the worms IN my skin ??
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Jan 24, 2016 17:14
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Jan 24, 2016 17:20
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How do I pray them out from my dog's bum-bum?
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Jan 24, 2016 17:23
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the secret is placing duct tape over your dog's rear end in a top hat
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Jan 24, 2016 17:24
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Mein Eyes! posted:the secret is placing duct tape over your dog's rear end in a top hat OK now what? Time to pray?
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Jan 24, 2016 17:29
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dont "pray" just "play", as in the waiting game, as in waiting for the worms to adhere to the tape when they go out for their next breathing stroll
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Jan 24, 2016 17:46
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I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOTUM!
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Jan 24, 2016 19:17
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so is she just giving herself chemical burns?
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Jan 24, 2016 19:20
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gender illusionist posted:so is she just giving herself chemical burns? Yep
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Jan 24, 2016 19:31
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gets "medical" "treatment" "advice" from "god" through "prayer" ok, they got us, pack up the pharmacy... we arent needed here anymore
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Jan 24, 2016 19:33
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Is this what schizophrenia looks like ? God, what happens in their brains ? This is so fascinating! 2016 and we still don't understand what makes the patients act this way
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Jan 24, 2016 19:42
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I'm the small trampoline stored against the wall.
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Jan 24, 2016 21:19
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The doctors kept telling her there wasn't anything wrong with her, but she showed them!
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Jan 24, 2016 21:29
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This woman has the biggest erection I've ever seen
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Jan 24, 2016 21:35
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Is she sure it's worms? Maybe she is just secreting ranch dressing
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Jan 24, 2016 22:09
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sanity posted:I believe in a "higher" being and many times when I pray, some thought will come into my head that I would NEVER have thought of on my own.
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Jan 24, 2016 22:14
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my cat has worms but cats dont pray because they are of the devil. so what is he supposed to do 
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Jan 24, 2016 22:15
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A misanthrope posted:my cat has worms but cats dont pray because they are of the devil. so what is he supposed to do baptize the cat while preaching
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Jan 24, 2016 22:17
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Bacon Hat posted:baptize the cat while preaching i tried that but he just hovers upside down over the priest's head and makes this sound like discordent trumpets? anyway he floats too high for us to grab
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Jan 24, 2016 22:25
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A misanthrope posted:i tried that but he just hovers upside down over the priest's head and makes this sound like discordent trumpets? anyway he floats too high for us to grab tough customer. have you tried filling the cat with birds? birds eat worms, its simple logic
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Jan 24, 2016 22:28
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Bacon Hat posted:tough customer. have you tried filling the cat with birds? thnks! i'll try that as soon as my cat gets back from stalking through the nightmares of children
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Jan 24, 2016 22:31
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what makes her think that god wants the worms out of her skin? maybe it is part of his providence and mysterious ways that she is worm-ridden.
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god isnt real but if he was he'd probably side with the worms, since there are more of them than us
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Then at last, Noah sailed; and none too soon, for the Ark was only just sinking out of sight on the horizon when the monsters arrived, and added their lamentations to those of the multitude of weeping fathers and mothers and frightened little children who were clinging to the wave-washed rocks in the pouring rain and lifting imploring prayers to an All-Just and All-Forgiving and All-Pitying Being who had never answered a prayer since those crags were builded, grain by grain, out of the sands, and would still not have answered one when the ages should have crumbled them to sand again. On the third day, about noon, it was found that a fly and been left behind. The return voyage turned out to be long and difficult, on account of the lack of chart and compass, and because of the changed aspects of all coasts, the steadily rising water having submerged some of the lower landmarks and given to higher ones an unfamiliar look; but after sixteen days of earnest and faithful seeking, the fly was found at last, and received on board with hymns of praise and gratitude, the Family standing meanwhile uncovered, our of reverence for its divine origin. It was weary and worn, and had suffered somewhat from the weather, but was otherwise in good estate. Men and their families had died of hunger on barren mountain tops, but it had not lacked for food, the multitudinous corpses furnishing it in rank and rotten richness. Thus was the sacred bird providentially preserved. Providentially. That is the word. For the fly had not been left behind by accident. No, the hand of Providence was in it. There are no accidents. All things that happen, happen for a purpose. They are foreseen from the beginning of time, they are ordained from the beginning of time. From the dawn of Creation the Lord had foreseen that Noah, being alarmed and confused by the invasion of the prodigious brevet fossils, would prematurely fly to sea unprovided with a certain invaluable disease. He would have all the other diseases, and could distribute them among the new races of men as they appeared in the world, but he would lack one of the very best -- typhoid fever; a malady which, when the circumstances are especially favorable, is able to utterly wreck a patient without killing him; for it can restore him to his feet with a long life in him, and yet deaf, dumb, blind, crippled, and idiotic. The housefly is its main disseminator, and is more competent and more calamitously effective than all the other distributors of the dreaded scourge put together. And so, by foreordination from the beginning of time, this fly was left behind to seek out a typhoid corpse and feed upon its corruptions and gaum its legs with germs and transmit them to the re-peopled world for permanent business. From that one housefly, in the ages that have since elapsed, billions of sickbeds have been stocked, billions of wrecked bodies sent tottering about the earth, and billions of cemeteries recruited with the dead.
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Jan 24, 2016 22:43
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Bacon Hat posted:tough customer. have you tried filling the cat with birds? my cat eats worms. how would that work?
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Jan 24, 2016 22:44
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gender illusionist posted:my cat eats worms. how would that work? Your cat is actually a Bird, that's how.
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Jan 24, 2016 22:49
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What is wrong with the lady's hand?
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Jan 24, 2016 22:56
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SHISHKABOB posted:What is wrong with the lady's hand? Her mind?
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Jan 24, 2016 23:07
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Can god write my prescriptions?
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Jan 25, 2016 01:53
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please tell me that isnt a giant basketball sized labia showing thru 
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Jan 25, 2016 02:10
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GenericOverusedName posted:Your cat is actually a Bird, that's how. 
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Jan 25, 2016 02:59
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But the wall was too high, as you can see, and the worms ate into his brain
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