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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

All female remake with Tina Fey as the Dudette and that fat lady comedian who is in everything as Walterina.

Lena Dunam is Donny.

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Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Dude -> Zach Galifinakis
Walter -> Tim Heidecker
Donny -> Gregg Turkington
Big Lebowski -> Lewis Black
Bunny -> Jessica Walter
Maude -> Emma Watson
Jesus -> Keegan-Michael Key
Treehorn -> Will Ferrell
Karl Hungus-> Tommy Wiseau
The Cab Driver -> Samuel L Jackson
Larry -> Jackson Nicoll (the kid from Bad Grandpa)
Da Fino -> Danny de Vito

edit: Brandt -> Eric Wareheim

Ramrod Hotshot fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Jan 24, 2016

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
This is a bad thread. Recast the OP as permabanned user SciFiDownBeat.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Dude -> Zach Galifinakis
Walter -> Tim Heidecker
Donny -> Gregg Turkington
Big Lebowski -> Lewis Black
Bunny -> Jessica Walter
Maude -> Emma Watson
Jesus -> Keegan-Michael Key
Treehorn -> Will Ferrell
Karl Hungus-> Tommy Wiseau
The Cab Driver -> Samuel L Jackson
Larry -> Jackson Nicoll (the kid from Bad Grandpa)
Da Fino -> Danny de Vito

edit: Brandt -> Eric Wareheim

I unironically want to see this

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Iron Prince posted:

yeah the one goddamn movie on this gay earth that should never be recast ever

gently caress you op

Microwaves Mom posted:

The Dude - Owen Wilson
Theodore Donald - Ben Affleck
Walter Sobchak - Seth Rogan
Maude Lebowski - Megan Fox


gently caress you OP enjoy that toxic cast.

Son of Rodney posted:

the rug --> this thread
pissing goon #1 ---> me

Waltzing Along posted:

This is a bad thread. Recast the OP as permabanned user SciFiDownBeat.

s-sorry everyone.... ;(

guess it just goes to show how beloved and admired this film is. I hope Hail, Caesar! is as good but I'm getting the same vibes from those trailers as those of Burn After Reading.

kalel fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Jan 24, 2016

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dude: Colin Firth
Walter: Sigourney Weaver
Donny: Matthew Broderick

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Ninkobei posted:

serious post

dude -> Chris Farley
walter -> Phillip Seymour Hoffman
donny -> Heatth Ledger
big lebowski -> Bernie Mac
bunny -> Brittney Murphy
maude -> Amy Winehouse
jesus -> Gary Coleman
treehorn -> Patrick Swayze
karl hungus-> Steve Irwin

make big lebowski nimoy and we're good

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Fargo Fukes posted:

It would work really well with the cast of Next Generation.

The Dude: Jonathan Frakes
Donny: Wil Wheaton
Walter: Michael Dorn
Big Lebowski: Patrick Stewart
Jesus: Levar Burton

The guy who plays Chief O'Brien as the Dude's landlord, Data as Big Lebowski's secretary, it writes itself. You might have to expand to other Star Treks to fill out the female roles (and get William Shatner for Jackie Treehorn) but it's basically perfect. Hell, they can do it in their starfleet outfits.

The Big Lebowski II: the Search for Spock's Rug

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
If we're gunna recast it, we better get it right, material components aint cheap for this one

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The Dude: Kramer

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Kramer is obviously big lebowskis assistant.

Or a nihilist

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Directed and Score by William H. Nutsack

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Dude -> Forest Whitaker
Walter -> Ice Cube
Donny -> Kevin Hart
Big Lebowski -> Cedric the Entertainer
Bunny -> Nicki Minaj
Maude -> Taraji P. Henson
Jesus -> Idris Elba
Treehorn -> Steve Harvey
Karl Hungus-> Ray Allen

Directed by Lee Daniels

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Exactly the same cast because they're all still alive except for Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I guess cast Jim Gaffigan as his part.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

DrBouvenstein posted:

Exactly the same cast because they're all still alive except for Philip Seymour Hoffman, so I guess cast Jim Gaffigan as his part.

Why couldn't Hoffman's addiction be food and Gaffigan's heroin :(

hosed up universe if you ask me

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Iron Prince posted:

yeah the one goddamn movie on this gay earth that should never be recast ever

gently caress you op

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
The Dude - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Walter - Paul Walker
Donny - Ludacris
Lebowski - Vin Diesel
Bunny - Eva Mendes
Maude - Michelle Rodriguez
Jesus - Taye Diggs
Treehorn - David Lynch
Karl Hungus - Jason Statham

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
There's a channel that shows nothing but old sitcoms. All the commercials are usually either for hair transplants or rehab clinics, but sometimes an old cowboy comes on and talks about shoving stuff up his pee-hole.

I think that guy should be the stranger.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
dude -> Gary Oldman
walter -> Gary Oldman
donny -> Gary Oldman
big lebowski -> Gary Oldman
bunny -> William Shatner
maude -> Gary Oldman
jesus -> Gary Oldman
treehorn -> Gary Oldman
karl hungus-> nicholas cage

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Shut the gently caress up, Donny!

E: and in this case I mean you, op

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
I would just change Dude to Philip Seymour Hoffman's Capote and leave the rest of the cast as is.

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