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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
that guy is in like every commercial already. i hope he gets his big movie deal when hes done going to the superbowl again. he seems like nice guy but my guess is he would run you over with his car if he saw you on the side of the road with some pics of his wife blowing you. good luck everyone i hope we all win the sooperbowl!

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


glad he finally made it!

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
in all the all-state commercial he ends them by going "durr durr durr dur dur durr durr" and it really goes to show what he's capable of as an actor.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a bone to pick posted:

in all the all-state commercial he ends them by going "durr durr durr dur dur durr durr" and it really goes to show what he's capable of as an actor.

yeah he seems really photogenic. i just figured out why the panthers are gonna lose lol its pretty obvious now after that speech

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like a subpar bowl without brady and gronk there imo!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

more like a subpar bowl without brady and gronk there imo!

lol no one is gonna watch this turd. i hope they drag out some great halftime acts to re-invigorate america!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
heh heh i hope janet comes back for another super hot "wardrobe malfunction"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dad gay. so what posted:

lol no one is gonna watch this turd. i hope they drag out some great halftime acts to re-invigorate america!

Yeah there's already been nips when are we gonna see a pussy.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
its 2016. how about hoping to see a dick you fukcing prudes??

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

it's 2016, it's time we up the game

hardcore porn during the halftime show

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah there's already been nips when are we gonna see a pussy.

thats above my pay grade but i would think 2020 is a good goal for some live sex on stage. that poo poo sells itself, especially anal sex with multiple partners.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

the super bowl halftime act will be coldplay, and maybe beyonce well be there

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

SB 50: come for the football, stay for the prolapsed anuses.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

dad gay. so what posted:

thats above my pay grade but i would think 2020 is a good goal for some live sex on stage. that poo poo sells itself, especially anal sex with multiple partners.

Jfk said we could go to the moon, and you know what? We faked that poo poo on a soundstage. P cool.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

BeefThief posted:

the super bowl halftime act will be coldplay, and maybe beyonce well be there

i hope everyone is waiting for a beyonce nip slip, but she grabs the coldplay guys pants and rips them off exposing his schlonger. the FCC will poo poo A BRICK lol.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Jfk said we could go to the moon, and you know what? We faked that poo poo on a soundstage. P cool.

maybe some scenes, but you are obviously a millennial and have manure for your loving brains. dont worry, we will make it quick for you.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

nfl is e-sports with more money

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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dad gay. so what posted:

maybe some scenes, but you are obviously a millennial and have manure for your loving brains. dont worry, we will make it quick for you.

Yeah they cut out Armstrong sucking buzzs dick and the alien sucking buzzs dick though.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

fivehead

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Yeah they cut out Armstrong sucking buzzs dick and the alien sucking buzzs dick though.

your entire generation should be euthanized

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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dad gay. so what posted:

your entire generation should be euthanized

You never heard about that? Buzz was supposed to hop out of the lander first but Armstrong was like "I'll suck your dick if you let me go down the ladder first" and buzz was like "bros before hos". Then this moon alien show up and says some poo poo like "I see it is customary for your people to suck each other's dicks, may I suck your dick too?" And buzz was like "psssshhhh gently caress yeah I'm gettin my dick sucked twice on the motherfucking moon today ho". They didn't show that poo poo on tv.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
nice try, but no one is reading that poo poo you loving retard. i just got a few emails on "outlook" and you are hosed you poor dumb bastard. you are going to wish you were dead in about 90 days lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

that guy is in like every commercial already. i hope he gets his big movie deal when hes done going to the superbowl again. he seems like nice guy but my guess is he would run you over with his car if he saw you on the side of the road with some pics of his wife blowing you. good luck everyone i hope we all win the sooperbowl!
Masbe he will get a movie deal, where he is going to the super bowl.

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

dad gay. so what posted:

nice try, but no one is reading that poo poo you loving retard. i just got a few emails on "outlook" and you are hosed you poor dumb bastard. you are going to wish you were dead in about 90 days lol

They just call it Mail in windows 10 now.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Masbe he will get a movie deal, where he is going to the super bowl.

that would be ironic as gently caress

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

that would be ironic as gently caress
That's not what ironic means. I think you mean it would be sarcastic as gently caress.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Frank Viola posted:

They just call it Mail in windows 10 now.

*points at my medium sized cock* suck this you pansy bitch. suck it *points again* no? pushes your head into a water fountain

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

That's not what ironic means. I think you mean it would be sarcastic as gently caress.

i dunno i almost blacked out a second ago, what?

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Peyton Manning will be killed early in the 3rd quarter and this will be the last episode of football

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Idiot Kicker posted:

Peyton Manning will be killed early in the 3rd quarter and this will be the last episode of football

you two seem to have some unresolved issues that i hope you can work out.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
My wife and I were at the debacle in the meadowlands and we may be going to this one hopefully it is better

actually it will be better because this time we have the nasty d and won't be happy to just be there

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
let's go the Broncos bitch!!!!!!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

jackyl posted:

My wife and I were at the debacle in the meadowlands and we may be going to this one hopefully it is better

actually it will be better because this time we have the nasty d and won't be happy to just be there

what was his name? nice av you fag

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name? nice av you fag

u fucko

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
his name was ur name

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I hope the Panthers gently caress him as hard as the Seahawks did two years ago and he goes into the post game interview and says he's a gay cuck and to vote for Donald Trump in 2016.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Situation isn't looking too good these days

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
U catch the X files after that ridiculous football slaughter?
Need to hug cigarette man

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The Situation isn't looking too good these days

HGH doesn't cure dad bod

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