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Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Kitchner posted:

Uhh

What other options are there?

If you're not fighting back, running away, or hiding, the only other option I can see is "stand around in the open" or "carry on as normal".

Seems solid advice to me.

Mass shooters are just trying to get a reaction from you. If you ignore them, they'll go away.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:31

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Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Love, you goon

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:32

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Strudel Man posted:

Mass shooters are just trying to get a reaction from you. If you ignore them, they'll go away.

Wasps of the human world.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:32

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

I live West of the Rockies, so this hits pretty close to home.

Please be considerate of those of us effected by this.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:35

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

there was a school shooting in Canadalanda

the Canucks beat us to the punch

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:36

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

symbolic posted:

there was a school shooting in Canadalanda

the Canucks beat us to the punch

victims on record apologizing to shooter

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:38

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

So did they kill the liberal transexual feminazi shooter yet?

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:40

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

symbolic posted:

there was a school shooting in Canadalanda

the Canucks beat us to the punch

Threatened by Canada's intrusion on their main export, US tripled its quota of mass shootings.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:42

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

gently caress my chance at glory and it was a false alarm. My life loving sucks.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:29

Crash_N_Burn: Apr 19, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:

You guys are loving stupid if you don't tape some scalpels to the back of your fists like Wolverine.

This nontragedy could have been easily prevented if everyone had knifehands

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:35

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Solid Snake deals with a loving squad of soldiers right after coming out of a coma

These dudes can't fight a lone shooter? Cmon

That's not Snake :ssh:

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:37

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

AbbadonOfHell posted:

That's not Snake

gently caress MAN, SPOILERS!!!

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:41

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Don Tacorleone posted:

gently caress MAN, SPOILERS!!!

Well it's pretty obvious since in Metal Gear Big Boss looks like Sean Connery and doesn't have a huge fuckin rock in his head.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:48

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Kitchner posted:

Uhh

What other options are there?

If you're not fighting back, running away, or hiding, the only other option I can see is "stand around in the open" or "carry on as normal".

join forces with the shooter lmao

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:58

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

phew! good thing I know this guy is an active shooter. i always get confused when they don't say they are active, what if they are passive?

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:59

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

join forces with the shooter lmao

ah yeah, "School Shooter Stockholm Syndrome"

# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:59

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Kitchner posted:

Uhh

What other options are there?

If you're not fighting back, running away, or hiding, the only other option I can see is "stand around in the open" or "carry on as normal".

Seems solid advice to me.

Haven't people seen the last unicorn

Don't run cause it'll attract attention

Have to walk while the shooters devour their masters

# ? Jan 27, 2016 01:54

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAbmWrqtC0&t=145s

# ? Jan 27, 2016 01:56

Tender Bender: Sep 17, 2004

Even without spoilers Solid Snake is not Punished "Venom" Snake

# ? Jan 27, 2016 04:40

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

advising people to "run, hide, or fight" is just going to make things worse in my opinion.

im starting fights in a bar im at in solidarity

# ? Jan 27, 2016 05:27

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Kitchner posted:

Uhh

What other options are there?

If you're not fighting back, running away, or hiding, the only other option I can see is "stand around in the open" or "carry on as normal".

Seems solid advice to me.

The best option at a hospital is to chug as many bags of blood as you can and then vomit the blood all over urself and pass out.

# ? Jan 27, 2016 05:33

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sound posted:

if only that guy who accidentally shot a lady with his crotch carried pistol (to protect from mass shooters) would have been in the hospital maybe someone else would have been shot

Holy poo poo, I looked this up and of course it happened at the loving Benghazi movie.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/601049/man-accidentally-shot-woman-benghazi-movie-because-feared-mass-shootings-police-say

# ? Jan 27, 2016 07:00

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q8zolIEbU0
Hide amongst the corpses

# ? Jan 27, 2016 07:12

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