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doc ya gotta help me, i ate a huge sandwich for lunch and felt tired afterwards, i think i'm gluten intolerant!
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What sort of meds are you giving me doc?
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Jan 29, 2016 17:00
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Nation posted:*Secretary calling through* Thank you, I was trying to be reasonable, but when I'm without my raging erection I get rageful, indeed.
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Ben Smash posted:You ARE the father! Sorry sir this is the doctor's office, the gynecologist is down the hall.
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Jan 29, 2016 17:38
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Paladinus posted:Friends always tell me to stay positive. *sticks hand in box of folded notes with a plethora of diseases, viruses, syndromes, you name it* *unfolds, tatty - post it note (it sorta sticks a bit on the gluey bit making this take at least a minute* It looks like your positivity is holding this broken ship together!!! Congratulations you have: motor neurone disease!! Keep staying positive paldinus!
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Nooner posted:Is it true? That I'm gay? Nooner, just get out my office, you are a hypochondriac !!
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Edgar posted:Doctor my pet pink snake passed out! Can you do CPR on him? What is this a vets!?!
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ghlbtsk posted:Doc: Good news! The total headectomy was a complete success! Click your fingers if this hurts
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ghlbtsk posted:Doc: Good news! The total headectomy was a complete success! Clap if you want more
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DiHK posted:Am I fully blown, doctor? Afternoon Mr.. dick, usually i'm alone when i say that.. *ahem* The results are inconclusive, we may have to put you into observation for the remainder of this treatment, this may be avoided however if when you are asked to provide samples you don't collect them from others. NEXT!
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shut up netface posted:"I definitely have breast cancer" As a boob, with cancer you can safely deliver this information to friends and relatives. I hope you get well soon!
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The doctor is OUT - to get his weekend prescription of dank nugs Service will resume. Practice opening hours are sporadic and divided between this and the latest mobile phone games a whole buncha crows fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 29, 2016 |
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Jan 29, 2016 17:54
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Doctor how is my gluten free high kale diet working
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shut up netface posted:"I definitely have breast cancer" Don't worry, mom, they're curing people all the time.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:14
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Prognosis: Negative. 
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Jan 29, 2016 18:22
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i would like some adderall
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Jan 29, 2016 18:26
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Parallax Scroll posted:i would like some adderall You gotta point to where it hurts for the doctor, then he might rub some adderall on it.
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Jan 29, 2016 18:31
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You gotta point to where it hurts for the doctor, then he might rub some adderall on it. well in that case i guess my dick
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Jan 29, 2016 18:35
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What is it Doc? Is it the Zika?
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Parallax Scroll posted:well in that case i guess my dick Fun.
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Hows my baby doing doctor
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I just got back from my African mission trip and I think I have a fever  what's up doc?
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