 hey goons, thought id pop in to ask you to donate to my kickstarter... im opening a restaurant and you're invited!!! I've rented a spot in arlington to build and open a restaurant serving goon-american fusion food for only the most discerning of palates   im aiming for a price of $20~$30 for lunch and $40+ for dinner specials, all from a homegrown goon menu which I will list below. what do ya say to that???? oh yeah even if you dont donate im opening anyway, though the bank wont gimme a loan I'll find a way.... its; my dream to open a restaurant with my fiance. his name is Rick and he has 5 brothers Menu: code:$0 - you get to go to hell, bicth $5 - lmbo you don't get poo poo for this little, idiot $40 - one meal of your choise thats not the chicken steak $80 - all my fiances old used underwear + his old fleshlight $12000 - fly out to arlington, tx for lunch with me so you can listen to me talk about my day. if you talk your disqualified. limit 1 per customer edit: Noyemi K posted:the revolutionary new way this kickstarter works is that, voting in the poll gives me money from your bank account Noyemi K fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Jan 31, 2016 |
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Your food gave me 
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i have some cum
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this joke is not funny. ketchup + bread? really? try harder next time (there wont' be a next time)
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Is your food kosher?
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:this joke is not funny. ketchup + bread? really? try harder next time (there wont' be a next time) its artisanal ketchup you rube!! your one of those bullies I've been hearing about arent you!!! listen, i might not have a business plan, but i know a guy. this will work. kay? how meny restaurants have you opened, genius
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Jan 31, 2016 09:16
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die human being
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Jan 31, 2016 09:16
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I've talked it over with my wife and children and we decided to forgo christmas and donate all the money we would have spent on presents to Noyemi K's restaurant.
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I'd rather eat Big Daddy's cum than Sav-a-lot catsup on Bunny Bread.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I've talked it over with my wife and children and we decided to forgo christmas and donate all the money we would have spent on presents to Noyemi K's restaurant. you wont regret it man. cant wait to sling them logs
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only if you're also open for breakfast
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Jan 31, 2016 09:18
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you are trying too hard
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Cowboy Pope posted:you are trying too hard you cant open a restaurant without a lot of blood, sweat, and tears (on your rectum)  fucko!!!
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nah, taco bell is better
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How will u explain the rape jokes to your fiancées
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:How will u explain the rape jokes to your fiancées idk dude but hes not aloud to ruin my thread!!!!!
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Jan 31, 2016 09:21
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wheres the kickstarter link?
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Microwaves Mom posted:wheres the kickstarter link? the revolutionary new way this kickstarter works is that, voting in the poll gives me money from your bank account if yours is empty, it goes to your parents, best friends, neighbor, and so on
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Jan 31, 2016 09:23
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getting a quick "1" vote in here. dont mind me
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dad gay. so what posted:getting a quick "1" vote in here. dont mind me lol... look at this idiot... this fool... does he doubt my business savvy... I think he does... retard I already raised 12,060 more than youll ever see in your life scrub
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Noyemi K posted:I already raised 12,060 more than youll ever see in your life scrub I was the 12000 donor. And I meant 12000 liter's of Dad's cum. In your mouth. One session.
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NurhacisUrn posted:I was the 12000 donor. And I meant 12000 liter's of Dad's cum. In your mouth. One session. well the moneys already in my acount but wth, i guess i could go for some cum too bring the hose attachment
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Noyemi K posted:well the moneys already in my acount but wth, i guess i could go for some cum too I have to say, I admire your tenacity, I think you got what it takes son. Keep that 10K liters of spunk and 10K yuans, you deserve em. 
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Jan 31, 2016 09:40
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Serious lack of Fritos and Cheetos in that menu.
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Snorkzilla posted:Serious lack of Fritos and Cheetos in that menu. you bring your own NurhacisUrn posted:I have to say, I admire your tenacity, I think you got what it takes son. Keep that 10K liters of spunk and 10K yuans, you deserve em. soprry bub, you cant mary0sue your way outta this one. see that $ symbol up there? that means american dollars, not chinese dong, idiot. its too late. your not getting refunded besides i spent your money on hookers and blow anyway, lol... my fiance was mad but i dont care, i needed some clean asses to snork my cokaine off ot
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already got a franchise business going... who knew the restaurant biz could be this easy
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4 franchise locations opening up.... look for us all over the globe (the state of Texas) in march
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