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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
People who do crack seem to enjoy it a lot but I'm kind of on the fence. Should I do crack?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mW5_QDkx-k

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Not really, I don't find cracked.com to be very funny at all OP

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
drat i really hosed up the topic. if i had the super-human focus that is one of the symptoms of a crack-cocaine high who knows maybe that wouldn't have happened

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Crack is whack good coke smells like gasoline

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the top 10 historical badasses

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Parallax Scroll posted:

the top 10 historical badasses

Hot tip: 10 is more badass than 2, maybe even 1. 2 is the martha stewart of badasses

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

the top 10 historical badasses
by: random contributor, guy who writes lists in his divorcee apartment for this aging comedy website, random contributor, random contributor, random contributor that wrote for another list a week ago

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mad ftmfw

Cracked was a lovely rip-off, op. HTH.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Mad ftmfw

Cracked was a lovely rip-off, op. HTH.

I used to read Cracked instead of Mad as a kid because I was a stupid moran :(

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

- writes article about sexist superhero costumes
- shows half-exposed gigantic loving tits as the thumbnail

come on now

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
powergirl has a lot of chesticle power

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
cracked used to be good but became insufferably lovely a few years back

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvz-Y6XZIhQ

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

cracked used to be good but became insufferably lovely a few years back
when Seanbaby decided to gently caress off to make mobile apps or whatever, that's when they rapidly went downhill

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Smoking crack isn't really something you can deliberately get into OP. The rock finds you in it's own time, in it's own way

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i seriously hope some of those Personal Experience articles are fake, be they false email accounts or written by a starving writer who needs views

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Shaquin posted:

Smoking crack isn't really something you can deliberately get into OP. The rock finds you in it's own time, in it's own way

it's true. one time i was in a foreign area and trying to score some weed. i asked a very disreputable looking fellow if he could get me some green. he took my money up front cause i was desperate and he was homeless and did come back with drugs which is a small miracle. sadly it was crack not weed. he looked at me like :shrug: when i complained.

my friend smoked it i decided not to. it's one of the few things to this day i can say ive never tried :downs:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
You should choose better friends if they are willing to smoke crack from a homeless person just because they didn't have any weed.

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
the last time i checked out cracked the first blurb i saw was a passionate, selective defense of ahmed the clock boy and a castigating portrayal of his critics as insane racists. people talk about reddit getting astroturfed by progressive corporatists but lol what the gently caress happened there?

as for actual crack cocaine, that is for minorities, if you are in the market for poor choices as a white person you should be doing synthetic cannabinoids

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcCNFzj-Jcg

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Shaquin posted:

Smoking crack isn't really something you can deliberately get into OP. The rock finds you in it's own time, in it's own way

No poo poo. This girl I knew who had a serious accent asked me if I wanted to smoke pot. I said "sure" and she handed me what looked like an old school one hitter. Hit it twice, asked what the gently caress it was, and it turned out she had said Rock and not Pot. And that's all the push it took to send my life off the rails for a year or so.


But to answer the question, crack is like a trashy coke high and the most noticeable effect is just how desperately it leaves you wanting more. Two out of five stars, would not recommend to friends. You should try it, OP.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Why do Crack when meth is around?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

cracked is whacked

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Parallax Scroll posted:

cracked is whacked

how much crack would a kraken whack if a kraken could whack crack

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Harald posted:

how much crack would a kraken whack if a kraken could whack crack

Suck my drat balls.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Windows 98 posted:

You should choose better friends if they are willing to smoke crack from a homeless person just because they didn't have any weed.

every person should honestly have one friend like this IMO

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Windows 98 posted:

You should choose better friends if they are willing to smoke crack from a homeless person just because they didn't have any weed.

not if you enjoy smoking crack

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Experiential learning is usually the most effective way to master a subject. While you could read about the experience of it, it definitely isn't the same as actually doing it. You'd be stupid NOT to do crack IMHO

null
Feb 19, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Here's another good song about crack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVzhvz3S7FI

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
Goon sirs you owe me a keyboard bc I just coughed up my coffee on this one

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
How can I tell I'm getting the highest quality crack for my money?

Aryu Kiddimeh
Nov 9, 2012
truly I don't think anything is all it's cracked up to me, so yes you might say cracked is not all it's cracked to be.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
nice headline op

you should write for cracked

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

when Seanbaby decided to gently caress off to make mobile apps or whatever, that's when they rapidly went downhill

Seanbaby made me look forward to EGM every month

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