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New Sharif in Town posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_(1996_film) The book made me add the phrase "globules of semen" to my everyday vocabulary.
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You're all wrong the worst movie scene is in Juno where Juno goes to get a pregnancy test from Dwight from the office and he has to say "your eggo is preggo" because some one thought diablo Cody was cool and wrote snappy dialogue for some loving reason
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Feb 3, 2016 03:04
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Followed closely by Michael bluth thinking he's going to get some teenage strange because he popped a sonic youth vinyl on the turntable. Jesus Christ that movie
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Feb 3, 2016 03:05
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RideTheSpiral posted:the one in the second matrix when keauno reeves fights hundreds of agent smiths and flies around looking like a cartoon whacking them with a pole? quote:- Hey, you wanna turn that down?
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Feb 3, 2016 03:55
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shiksa posted:Followed closely by Michael bluth thinking he's going to get some teenage strange because he popped a sonic youth vinyl on the turntable. Jesus Christ that movie Jason Bateman creeping on Juno is up there with splices incestous sex scene in how uncomfortable it made me
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Feb 3, 2016 04:53
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Jason Bateman creeping on Juno is up there with splices incestous sex scene in how uncomfortable it made me lol
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Feb 3, 2016 06:03
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I think it was worse cause whoever I was watching it with wasn't picking up the creepy vibes and were totally blindsided when he went overt
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Feb 3, 2016 06:13
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Uwe Boll has done many terrible things but the sex scene in Bloodrayne is the worst. Uwe Boll managed to make Kristanna Loken's titties unwatchable. Also, there are bare titties in this clip so don't watch it at work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMwC7XMH6A4 On the other hand you get Michael Madsen drunk in every scene and Meatloaf pops up to hang with a bunch of Romanian hookers so the movie is ok all in all.
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Feb 3, 2016 06:23
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Whatev posted:Haha, has Sam Raimi ever explained what the gently caress is up with Spider-Man 3? So much of that movie is so hilariously awful that is seems like it was a joke being played on the audience, but afaik it really wasn't a "gently caress all of you, I'm out" affair and he was devoted to making a 4th one I remember reading that no one except the studio and producers wanted to make a 3rd film. No one cared and just wanted it to be done. Torque is a legit great movie and a hilarious comedy. It was made as a satire of the Fast & Furious style films because the director thought they were stupid and terrible so he made Torque to make fun of it. Watch the bus driver in this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkDhfJ8stjo&t=99s
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Feb 3, 2016 06:45
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I think it is tied and both from the same movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM9yR6unqhc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnpCJsNAJaE Somehow this is actually an incredible movie and it even has Robert Englund in it. But yeah, Stargrove. http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Never_Too_Young_to_Die_1986.aspx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-RaAfQQHsM
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Feb 3, 2016 06:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPLTBtWH4GQ&t=42s
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Feb 3, 2016 06:57
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JediTalentAgent posted:What about that scene in the Matrix 2 where Merovingian gives that woman a piece of dessert that causes her to poo poo herself in a fancy restaurant. It gives her an orgasm but your idea wouldve been way better. How the do you remember enough about the movie to remember the weak as gently caress merovingian character 's name but not the orgasm cake?
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Feb 3, 2016 10:37
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RideTheSpiral posted:the one in the second matrix when keauno reeves fights hundreds of agent smiths and flies around looking like a cartoon whacking them with a pole? The scene where they wanted to do that and then couldn't go over budget so they instead had them fly into the air and get into a slap fight, aka the end of the series inter-cut with the world's worst 'mechs fighting the world's dumbest enemy
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Feb 3, 2016 10:46
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Blazing Ownager posted:The scene where they wanted to do that and then couldn't go over budget so they instead had them fly into the air and get into a slap fight, aka the end of the series inter-cut with the world's worst 'mechs fighting the world's dumbest enemy What a trainwreck of a movie lol. At least now i know why that scene where neo and smith fight (again) in the rain is soooooo bad
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Feb 3, 2016 10:49
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Mutilations (1986) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omht5mADVOs
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Feb 3, 2016 10:51
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Cowman posted:I remember reading that no one except the studio and producers wanted to make a 3rd film. No one cared and just wanted it to be done. With great regret after having seen that I will admit I never saw Torque, because all the reviews at the time took it seriously. They took that seriously. That was wall to wall parody gold. How the gently caress could anyone have been so dumb. Why did I listen to movie reviews back then? gently caress.
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Feb 3, 2016 10:52
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Blazing Ownager posted:With great regret after having seen that I will admit I never saw Torque, because all the reviews at the time took it seriously. Ive seen torque. It didnt seem like a parody at all, it just seemed like a bad movie. 
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Feb 3, 2016 11:12
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Blazing Ownager posted:The scene where they wanted to do that and then couldn't go over budget so they instead had them fly into the air and get into a slap fight, aka the end of the series inter-cut with the world's worst 'mechs fighting the world's dumbest enemy it was extremely bad. probably because the wachowskis accidently made a good film and then convinced themselves they were visionaries
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Feb 3, 2016 11:26
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NurhacisUrn posted:
Mid 80s Vanity is where it's at. Cowman posted:I remember reading that no one except the studio and producers wanted to make a 3rd film. No one cared and just wanted it to be done. Torque really looks like it skirts the line between entertaining bad and frustrating bad. I've never seen it but I don't know if I could get through the whole movie in one sitting.
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Feb 3, 2016 12:33
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RideTheSpiral posted:it was extremely bad. probably because the wachowskis accidently made a good film and then convinced themselves they were visionaries The Matrix was their second good movie, Bound was the first
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Feb 3, 2016 12:38
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TK-42-1 posted:everyone huffs their own farts eventually You either die the hero or you live long enough to huff your own farts.
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doodlebugs posted:Mutilations (1986) It's like the camera man had to wear a rubber monster glove on his other hand
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