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Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012

Enfield posted:

you could try dating a girl who isnt a retard, and fall in love and watch the waves breaking against the shore and woot softly together

id rather watch the waves breaking against your head

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Goddamnit I just posted this in the Awful Kickstarters thread :mad:

I'll just point out they got the name for the HTC Vive wrong.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
I have no idea what I just watched but all I know is I have an erection and its telling me to buy this game. *80s guitar solo over sweet synth beats*

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

hampton posted:

id rather watch the waves breaking against your head

edited for self preservation

Enfield fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Feb 2, 2016

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill poop on you

Fruit-by-the-Foot Fetish
Aug 3, 2012

Enfield posted:

that doesnt even make any sense. at least come at me with a fire related insult or something you loving dweeb

you have 5 minutes to delete ythis before u go bye-bye forever :wave:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

hampton posted:

you have 5 minutes to delete ythis before u go bye-bye forever :wave:

i concede to your demands

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

i concede to your demands

lol u r a pussy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jukeboxblues posted:

lol u r a pussy

i dont know what this guy is capable of. im just being smart here

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Enfield posted:

i dont know what this guy is capable of. im just being smart here

He doesn't know what YOU are capable of either. He may be grossly overcompensating here. Have some faith in yourself, Enfield. You are a warrior, not a gardener!

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


I'm ready

Don't make me wait

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
great checkbox poll OP I'm gonna give it a

5

www
Aug 4, 2010

vr gonna make it so i never have to leave the house again

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lmao at all those chicks and their expensive VIBRATORS! All they need is a real man in their life.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Colonel Cancer posted:

Lmao at all those chicks and their expensive VIBRATORS! All they need is a real man in their life.

so how much did you pay for one of these things

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
:siren:THE FUTURE:siren:


NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

VendaGoat posted:

"No I'm not hungry" Eats everything from your plate.
"No I don't care what we do tonight" - Torpedoes every idea except what they want to do
"Let's go see (Thing that even they don't really want to see, it's all just a test to see how much poo poo you will take)"
*Mouths off to person in bar, in an attempt to start a fight, to see if you will stand up for them*

It may sound trite. It may sound misogynistic. You know what I want?

I'm not going to tell, you. I want you to figure it out on your own.

:smug:


(BTW I dated a girl named.... She didn't live up to the name.)

Close this thread, salt the used virtual fucktoy, and burn the forums. There will never be a greater post. The day of the icebox is drawing to a poignant close.

5'd.

Risky
May 18, 2003


lol he can't even fake gently caress a fake girl properly

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


thats hot as gently caress

cant wait to bang my sexpipe

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
if VR headsets by themselves can make peopel vomit i don't knwo whats gonna happen in the hypersex future

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



next instalment of mario and sonic at the winter olympics looking good

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Putty posted:

if VR headsets by themselves can make peopel vomit i don't knwo whats gonna happen in the hypersex future

:flashfap: :barf: :flashfap:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Haha yeah double team that bitch lol.

www
Aug 4, 2010

Putty posted:

if VR headsets by themselves can make peopel vomit i don't knwo whats gonna happen in the hypersex future

if vr makes u vomit u are bitch made and dont deserve the future

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hold on kid let the guy w cargo shorts, socks and sandals teach u how to have sex w sailor neptune

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



*smiles smugly as QA fucks balloons in the background* let's hear them tell me gone home isnt a video game now

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Is it worth the 1 in 1000 chance of getting your dick torn off? Needs an industrial emergency stop button.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I hope someone's dick gets sucked into the matrix

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

hold on kid let the guy w cargo shorts, socks and sandals teach u how to have sex w sailor neptune

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Bill Spracklin, Creator posted:

Right now the game team consists of one person, myself.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wonder when the first people are gonna have sex inside a computer. Like hey you're computer people now, in a computer. Meatless.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I wonder when the first people are gonna have sex inside a computer. Like hey you're computer people now, in a computer. Meatless.

im cyber sexing you right now. cant you feel it?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

A misanthrope posted:

im cyber sexing you right now. cant you feel it?

Nah. You must be p gentle.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Nah, his bandwidth is just tiny.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006


i'm the guy snapping a photo of virtual sex displayed on a laptop (for research ofc)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

VendaGoat posted:

Nah, his bandwidth is just tiny.

I always hear it's more about the bandlength than the bandwidth. :shrug:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Safe Words of the 21st Century

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Lol how about this one

Just upgraded my computer last night

With some ram lol

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