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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
using ex nihilo instead of saying "out of nothing"

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

tetsuo posted:

using ex nihilo instead of saying "out of nothing"

What

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

using ad nauseum instead of "until it makes you barf"

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
saying they like their steak rare, and when it shows up rare they get sad because they forgot that they don't like eating raw meat

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
literally every single time i go to a restaurant and someone orders steak i see it in action

not even in my party, you can see it happen at a distance. the hesitation to dig in to a steak just served to them

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Misuse of "whom". Some people seem to think that it's just a smarter sounding "who".

For that matter, anyone who unironically says "whilst".

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9275611/victorian-era-life

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Achilles and Agamemnon mixed their wine with water, fact.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

any action that requires an immediate explanation to not seem ridiculous

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Maoist Pussy posted:

Achilles and Agamemnon mixed their wine with water, fact.

agamemnon and achillies were hot headed fools that did hella dumb poo poo. achillies would pick a fight w a loving bear. agamemnon gets stabbed by his wife for sacrificing he own daughter for a war he aint even invested in fighting

whereas u got the hoss team of penelope + odysseus who piss off the entire countryside by killing every suitor in the land because they wouldnt get off their fuckin lawn after being gone for like 10 years

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Haha i just thought of a funny thing to post itt

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
wiping crap out of your rear end after you poo poo

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
ok i mean technically odysseus is the one that convinced him to set his daughter on fire but they actually went through with it rather than finding another plan

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i mean the whole trojan war really a bad set of decisions all around tbh

except for the horse. that was p bomb

herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
p3w p3w

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Pissing in a wine bottle instead of a Mountain Dew bottle

herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
maybe ur hosed up

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

plain blue jacket posted:

Pissing in a wine bottle instead of a Mountain Dew bottle

smell the cap


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-kuOu_PSME

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herhehejhrekjashsd
Mar 7, 2016

by zen death robot
the hunt club as a public golf course is not stupid

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