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just meme & u babe
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You: Female - mid-early 20's, half Asian/half Scandinavian, wealthy under 109pds and must be into assplay/oral but willing to teach Me: Male - I like Pina Coladas & getting caught in the rain. Not much into health food but I am into Champagne.
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Feb 3, 2016 17:40
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you can do better
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Feb 3, 2016 18:40
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Imm the ultimate gentle man and also am incredibly at eating pussy
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Feb 4, 2016 10:03
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I dont have an onlinedating profile but if i did id say "i like to drink and smoke ciggies"
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Feb 4, 2016 10:05
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Come over and watch me play Dark Souls.
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Feb 4, 2016 10:14
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obsessed with his receding hairline hangs out with and sleeps over with gay best friend an awful lot
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Feb 4, 2016 22:41
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- marihuana, nicotine and caffeine addict - financially irresponsible - i have never made it past a second date
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Feb 4, 2016 22:53
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it would start with a long breath pulled through my teeth
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Feb 4, 2016 22:55
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Please have sex with me, I'll do anything, please.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:13
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im fat
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Mar 1, 2016 21:14
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Looking for: - A pulse
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Mar 1, 2016 21:18
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I want someone who will upset my parents significantly more than they will upset me.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:20
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Gosts posted:I want someone who will upset my parents significantly more than they will upset me. Actually I change my answer to this. But to avoid plagiarism I'll reword it. "I don't care what your religious beliefs are as long as you are not a 'nice jewish girl'"
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Mar 1, 2016 21:26
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after three weeks of infatuation and non stop smashing please go away unless you are rich
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Mar 1, 2016 21:35
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Come over and watch me play Dark Souls.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:45
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I was just thinking about updating mine. "No kids. Don't have 'em. Don't want 'em." But if I put that I'll never smash ever again.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:45
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If you're not a short haired tomboy with a predatory sexual impulse toward other women I'll still date you for a while, I promise. I mean, unless you have kids. Then I'll gently caress you once and that's it.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:47
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Cute sexy fox seeking female for hot yiffy RP action *swishes tail playfully*
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Mar 1, 2016 21:48
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get out of my dreams and into the trunk of my car
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