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Fossil Daddy Longlegs Sports a 99-Million-Year Erection A lonely man posted:We know about this H. grimaldii's particular package because, as announced last Thursday in The Science of Nature, he died fully aroused, his tree-side tryst interrupted by oozing resin that entombed his body in what's now a lump of amber. Nat geo found a tiny dick in amber now i turn the tables and ask the questions to you the GBS how can we harvest this tiny dick DNA to make a better jurassic park? i for one can't believe they found it in asia
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reginald is that you?
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Feb 3, 2016 14:42
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Die hard.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Die hard.
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Congratulations, don't forget about us little people during your time of fame and glory.
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Nice humble brag about being featured in Nat Geo OP
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Does his penis have a tongue? That's pretty awesome.
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Attempted shovel murderer guy with an epic slam dunk on the OP using the joke he literally already wrote, in the thread title
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Larry Parrish posted:Attempted shovel murderer guy with an epic slam dunk on the OP using the joke he literally already wrote, in the thread title
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I read nat geo for the titties not the dick pics
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Luvcow posted:I read nat geo for the titties not the dick pics Yeah big ole african titties. Nothing better.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Die hard.
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Ben Smash posted:Yeah big ole african titties. Nothing better. I don't like those fake silicon titties
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Ben Smash posted:Does his penis have a tongue? That's pretty awesome. Maybe he got encased mid-spurt and you're looking at spider jizz.
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*looks down at self* yikes... i better stay away from the amber cause that would be embarrasing
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Larry Parrish posted:Attempted shovel murderer guy with an epic slam dunk on the OP using the joke he literally already wrote, in the thread title Thanks, it was pretty sweet.
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Feb 3, 2016 14:59
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it might be the smallest but its also the longest lasting
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it's from burma, as in i'm going to burma dick in thisi tree i guess
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this is literally the oldest DNA on the earth. all hail our new found progenitor.
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Warning: If your erection lasts longer than 99 million years, please seek medical attention immediately.
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That mosquito had the same fetish as that girl entombed in cement story
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just noticed the balls are way up at the end of the dick
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