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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I just want to live in a computer and marry a computer. For now though I am using the middle class white person hobby of aimless international travel to kill time until I can turn into that middle aged guy from serial experiments lain with a bunch of tvs glued to his face. ya same i am very very invested in this whole occulus rift/vive thing for obvious reasons
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grow some lemons and swing my days away on a hammock eating lemon pie for all meals of the day just swinging and baking my lemon pies
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social vegan posted:grow some lemons and swing my days away on a hammock eating lemon pie for all meals of the day just swinging and baking my lemon pies Oh hey now. This might be my favourite answer from this thread. Mmm, sounds nice.
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Oh hey now. This might be my favourite answer from this thread. Mmm, sounds nice. maybe you need some fwd fwd fwd facebook 'romantic porn' 
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Become a hereditary aristocrat and rule over my fiefdom with an even hand, promoting prosperous agriculture but showing no tolerance for rioting or banditry.
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Shouldn't have sex with your siblings
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social vegan posted:grow some lemons and swing my days away on a hammock eating lemon pie for all meals of the day just swinging and baking my lemon pies This is a good one. also, limoncello
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:maybe you need some fwd fwd fwd facebook 'romantic porn' Yech. The bed would just get gross because it doesn't sound like these are the kind of people who do laundry. Though the moment I had video games in my room as a kid and set them up at the foot of the bed was pretty special and improved my quality of life ten-fold.
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i just want my union job to offer me a buyout so I can get paid to quit and then use that money to buy a van and cruise around and freecamp with all the other street urchins and various riff-raff; smoking drugs, playing music, and all around having a pretty good time until I run out of cash or become incurably ill. Probably wont happen though
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I want to be a Bee Farmer.
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Acid Haze posted:I want to be a Bee Farmer. We rented out a part of our property to a guy and his 2 million bees. Was pretty cool. Lots of bees everywhere.
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Conquer the known world, failing that: live in a barrel and eat onions
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Acid Haze posted:I want to be a Bee Farmer. You can get a backyard/rooftop hive set up for a few hundred dollars. Fewer bees means you'll get to know the hive really well. Do it! Get a book from the library!
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I would like to be as cool as Kai Ryssdal of APM's "Marketplace" radio program.
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I want a woodburning stove (NOT a fireplace) in my living room, so on nights when it's cold I can make a fire and sit near it peeking in the window and watching the flames while I bask in its radiating warmth
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Uncle Enzo posted:I want a woodburning stove (NOT a fireplace) in my living room, so on nights when it's cold I can make a fire and sit near it peeking in the window and watching the flames while I bask in its radiating warmth Come by for a coffee/beer if you're ever on Vancouver Island 
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All my dreams were crushed when I was a child OP. I just simply go through life now.
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someday in my lifetime i'd like to be able to watch some youtube videos from the comfort ofmy iphone
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Strategic Tea posted:Become a hereditary aristocrat and rule over my fiefdom with an even hand, promoting prosperous agriculture but showing no tolerance for rioting or banditry. same. but it can never be. 
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Wait wait wait. Bang a chick with the biggest tits?  is that a life goal that is attainable?
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VendaGoat posted:Wait wait wait. pretty sure that means sex with one of those women that weigh close to a literal ton
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:pretty sure that means sex with one of those women that weigh close to a literal ton Well? Is your mom available or not?
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loving an asian woman's rear end while a black man dumps his load in my rear end
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Be a doctor
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Isaac posted:We rented out a part of our property to a guy and his 2 million bees. Was pretty cool. Lots of bees everywhere. Wait I've changed my mind, I want to control the bees
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I want to make obscure game pieces to classic board games with a 3d printer.
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I want to get my wine certs and sell wine and make enough money that I can have a reasonable apt because I don't want to deal with maintenance or shoveling the walk or a yard, and have enough money for season tickets to the opera and nice dinners. Also having a houseplant that I don't manage to kill somehow would be nice.
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Cymbal Monkey posted:Have sex w/ a girl. dude if you can get a date with any girl and just maintain that you are normal long enough, you will get in that pants it has always worked for me
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