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when they backtalk op
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Feb 4, 2016 14:28
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what do you tell a girl with two black eyes?? nothing. you already told her twice
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Feb 4, 2016 14:29
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"hey my mom ain't home. wanna come round, do some drugs, and gently caress?" usually works pretty well.
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Feb 4, 2016 14:30
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Anderron Shi posted:what do you tell a girl with two black eyes?? what if she's already black all over?
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Feb 4, 2016 14:33
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amityville anus posted:what if she's already black all over? Ask if you can touch her hair
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Feb 4, 2016 15:00
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Only at the workplace op, and make sure you're hitting on your superiors. That's how you get a raise. Edit: by raise I mean one happening in your pants.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:20
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:If you're hot you can do it whenever and wherever
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Feb 4, 2016 16:36
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Take surreptitious photos and video of them, then post that here. We'll judge which ones are hot enuff to hit upon.
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Feb 4, 2016 16:54
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Zahgaegun posted:Take surreptitious photos and video of them, then post that here. We'll judge which ones are hot enuff to hit upon. A better idea is to take a photo of yourself, O.P.; it's legal and yields important info to us pertaining to your chance of success in flirting in general. Kindergarten Camp fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Feb 4, 2016 |
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Feb 4, 2016 17:39
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Kindergarten Camp posted:A better idea is to take a photo of yourself, O.P.; it's legal and yields important info to us pertaining to your chance of success in flirting in general. 
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Feb 4, 2016 17:56
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did anyone make a turkey cub yet?
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Feb 4, 2016 17:57
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Is she your friend? Is she your BEST friend? You need these bases covered before you can even think about doing the sex op. Try being her friend for a few years first.
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Feb 4, 2016 17:59
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dad gay. so what posted:did anyone make a turkey cub yet? Yeah. I made some chicken and wild rice cubs. Not bad.
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Feb 4, 2016 18:00
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Every time I see GWAR I get wet
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Feb 4, 2016 18:11
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The best time is during a job interview. . .so double whammy for you op.
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Feb 4, 2016 18:15
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All flirtation is rape.
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Feb 4, 2016 19:47
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:All flirtation is rape. flirtation is microrape catcalls are nanorape rape rape is of course macro-rape and a serial rapist is guilty of megarape... or even gigarape if they're a real go-getter
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Feb 4, 2016 19:52
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The Whole Internet posted:flirtation is microrape Ok, but how many Hitler's is the equivalence?
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Feb 4, 2016 20:12
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don't hit on your mom
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Feb 4, 2016 20:19
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VendaGoat posted:Ok, but how many Hitler's is the equivalence? Rape is literally worse than Hitler. It's about 10 Hitlers. makes u think doesn't it?
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Feb 4, 2016 20:46
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The Whole Internet posted:Rape is literally worse than Hitler. It's about 10 Hitlers. 1 DekaHitler. Yes it does.
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Feb 4, 2016 20:48
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amityville anus posted:what if she's already black all over? Are we talking about Rihanna?
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Feb 4, 2016 21:15
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 i call this one "flight of the dark wing' not as sexey as my others but i wanted to practise atmosphere
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Feb 4, 2016 21:16
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logical phalluses posted:when and where should you try to jam your dingus into their pussy whole. serious replies only please. If your dick is not in one solid piece, please seek a doctor 
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Feb 4, 2016 23:56
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It's only appropriate when you are hotter than they are.
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Feb 4, 2016 23:57
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Count Freebasie posted:Are we talking about Rihanna? i didn't say anything about a fat lip
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Feb 5, 2016 00:14
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Tonight I'm going to go hang out with a hot 30 year old lady (I'm 24) who allegedly wants to gently caress me bad. Any tips goons??
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Feb 5, 2016 00:19
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just the tip
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Feb 5, 2016 00:31
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Giblet Plus! posted:It's only appropriate when you are hotter than they are. it's true I am hotter than every girl I've ever slept with ghetto wormhole posted:Tonight I'm going to go hang out with a hot 30 year old lady (I'm 24) who allegedly wants to gently caress me bad. Any tips goons?? have fun? 30 yo women are often really great in the sac
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Feb 5, 2016 00:34
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Giblet Plus! posted:It's only appropriate when you are hotter than they are. so never, got it
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Feb 5, 2016 02:01
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If you know what you're doing, they will hit on you
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Feb 5, 2016 02:04
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Giblet Plus! posted:It's only appropriate when you are hotter than they are. Hey man, we're having fun jokes here, way to bring things back to reality.
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Feb 5, 2016 05:16
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ghetto wormhole posted:Tonight I'm going to go hang out with a hot 30 year old lady (I'm 24) who allegedly wants to gently caress me bad. Any tips goons?? Pee on her
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Feb 5, 2016 07:25
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You should never hit on women OP. Just shake the poo poo out of her if she's causing trouble.
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Feb 5, 2016 07:59
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Only when they're asking for it, OP.
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Feb 5, 2016 08:04
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vug posted:Did someone make a thread about those east Berlin fight club pics and/or post them in the muscle girl thread yet btw found out that the muscle girl thread got gassed 5 months ago oh well here's the fight club for those who haven't seen it (NWS) http://www.dazeddigital.com/photography/article/28328/1/these-photos-go-inside-an-east-berlin-all-female-fight-club
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Feb 5, 2016 19:07
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Never
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Feb 7, 2016 06:31
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Senno ecto gammat!
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still awaiting a serious answer please goons. my penis is shriveling into a golden raisin as we speak. seriously my wee-wee looks like one of these babies right here, but paler:
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