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Mauvais posted:I like sweet potato fries crinkle cut pls
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King of Bees posted:drat. That's great. I went to high school with a daughter of the Stamm's chicken cartel. Her parents/grandparents owned a big chicken farm and a chain of half a dozen or so fried chicken restaurants. She was skinny and knobby kneed and had coke bottle glasses and just plain homely as a mud fence. Anyways, she sat next to me in chem class and she told me "My parents said they'll buy me any car I want for a graduation present. I don't know anything about cars so could you give me some advice?" I told her there was a Porsche dealership out on the Harrisburg Pike that she should check out. A few days later, I was driving past that dealership and saw her looking at a brand new Carrea and I instantly fell in love with her. The next week at school, she said she had her new car and would I like to see it? Oh yes, I would. She lead me to the parking lot and pointed at a new Dodge Charger. Okay, I can get behind some mopar. She opened the door and I looked at the bench seat and 3 speed auto shifter. "Mind if I look under the hood? Oooooh! 225 slant six!. Say, has anybody asked you to the prom yet?...No?...Well good luck with that." In hindsight, I was an idiot. I could have married into a good thing and died happy at age 38 from chicken and fries OD.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:40 |
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What car you own: arguably the least interesting thing about a person
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:42 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:What car you own: arguably the least interesting thing about a person That's what I mean. I was a shallow youth and could have done much better if I had seen past that.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 02:45 |
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Piled high
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:03 |
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Oh yeah let me dig into some French food lol no thanks I don't trust cummies
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:16 |
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They feel great in my urethra.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:33 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:They feel great in my urethra. make sure they're not too hot hee hee you might get a burn somewhere uncomfortable ha ha WATCH OUT!
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:14 |
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I agree with the guy who says you shouldn't deep fry at home.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:30 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:I agree with the guy who says you shouldn't deep fry at home. i have adeep frier in my kitchen that i use to dip my atheist balls into
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:31 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i have adeep frier in my kitchen that i use to dip my atheist balls into Orkin Mt. oysters
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:36 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i have adeep frier in my kitchen that i use to dip my atheist balls into pics pls
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 03:44 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:They feel great in my urethra. make sure they're sterile first, fry sounding is nothing to take with a pinch of salt
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:06 |
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How's this for a headline: French fries
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 23:08 |
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Enfield posted:freedom fries broski. freedom fries god gently caress you enfield came here to post this and you cucked me on post one
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:01 |
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fuuuuuuuuuuck looks like I'm gonna have to break out some ore ida right now. I love french fries way too much. Back when I used to be able to go to McDonald's, I'd get them almost every day. I'm not going to lie, I have like an addiction to McDonald's fries when I have access to them. Can go through 2 fry boxes in five minutes for a sort of euphoria that I wouldn't trade for any kind of drug. they are so goddamn good. Also love Wendy's fries and Burger King's, but I just don't eat fast food except for rare occasions now. I don't have a deep fryer either; pretty sure if I got one, I'd unintentionally kill myself. These oven fries I rarely fix will tide me over... Not as good, but still great. omg I want fries in me now
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 00:31 |
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i like when dad and igo to burger heaven i get the fries mm good fries fried potatos what a treat
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 03:12 |
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cassava/yuca fries are amazing and I wish more people knew about them not as healthy though (less potassium, twice the carbs)
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:39 |
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im an atheist and pretty crazy about scolding my balls in hot oil
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:47 |
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gross those sound yuc-y lol lemme get them taters fried i say
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 04:56 |
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i am picky about fries but now in a way i know how to articulate.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:22 |
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*sound of groaning shiphull as i strugle to insert a huge potato into my rear end*
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:25 |
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start w/a huge sweet potato, they get skinny at the tip.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:28 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:start w/a huge sweet potato, they get skinny at the tip.
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 05:30 |
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i lift a lot and like to carb up with french fries before and after the gym thsoe yukon golds might as well be real life golds excpet i'm glad their not because real gold wouldn't be so delicious and nutritious stack the fries in my gobber and let me swallow, god
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:44 |
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i like to build small frie structures like lean-tos and yurts inside my big ol loving mouth and i call them BK huts and I speak the made up language a series of farts and clicks that the bK people would speak if they were real and then i eat the huts looks like we'll have to go back to drawing board and junkyard war up another shelter my friends
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# ? Feb 11, 2016 15:45 |
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i call em "tostos" and i've eaten em with over 100 different sauces
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