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i'm underwater and there's a whole bunch of scary animals down here and even the plants have animal characteristics and I think seaweed might be a single-celled organization but that cell is big enough to come down on ya like a pile o bricks gently caress the sea 
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literally everything gives you cancer so since I've gained super strength (through a carcinogenic super serum) I've been picking up suv's off the road and just huffin their tail pipes, just askin the driver to step on it and really get mean, just blowin out a smog cloud so big the whole block's gonna need to power wash i tell my doctor about it and he tells me I need to stop but look man I do this poo poo socially, this is how I get a little time away from the grind and hang with my bro's, ain't no patch for that
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Feb 7, 2016 12:00
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:The amount of man scrapping I have had to engage in since turning 28. what is man scrapping? is it hot?
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I strongly suspect that rain can be divided into two varieties of drops: ovuloid, or egg-shaped, and spheroid, or apple-shaped. I hate the spheroid drops because I think their random pitters and patters on our roofs, a poisson distribution of noise and entropy, the buzzing echoes of our final cold death in the void, these rooftop trappings are a distraction from the ovuloid drops, who gentle ringing on the window pane, as if a silver bell were rung by a winged cherub, hides prophetic messages that give us insight into the true mind of god here in Seattle it rains most days of the year, and I've been working feverishly for months to decode the dulcet tones of the ovuloid drops. i believe i am close to the answer, and have set every ounce of computer I am allowed at the university supercomputers to the task of locating in the ovuloid drop message an unsubscribe link, because seriously, the medium is the message, and receiving a rain message is only one step below a god drat singing telegram and I won't have it go gently caress yourself god, make a god drat snapchat account or something
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Feb 7, 2016 12:13
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when you step in dog poo poo I know you can in theory clean them off and enjoy them for years to come but you'll never forget, they'll always be the dogshit shoes to you, and that's how I felt the first time my son crapped his pants
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Feb 7, 2016 12:16
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neg my poz hole!!! nuff said
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Feb 7, 2016 12:17
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onstad started updating achewood again and it's not really very funny
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Feb 7, 2016 13:04
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Sizone posted:onstad started updating achewood again and it's not really very funny that's sad, you shouldn't have said anything and I wouldn't have looked 
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Feb 7, 2016 13:10
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Gilganixon posted:that's sad, you shouldn't have said anything and I wouldn't have looked yeah, but you also wouldn't have known. poo poo, maybe he just needs to get back up to speed or come up with a story hook. you might have missed out on some glorious late period achewood and never been the wiser.
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Feb 7, 2016 13:22
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Five guys isn't open for another 6ish hours and I'm burgin bad.
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Feb 7, 2016 13:36
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I need more attentioon!! and more sex. Bitch I could be loving someone "superior" within 20 minutes just pretend to be cool for 1 day and stop caring if I sat on your book or whatever God drat
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Feb 7, 2016 14:38
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Those god damned double dive-throughs that every fast food place is starting to use. Look, I know you want more cars on the drive so you can all continue purchasing your yachts and Bentleys, but all it does for customers is 1) Almost guarantee that you will be waited on behind someone who got there after you and, 2) Dramatically increase the likelihood of receiving the wrong order . Seriously get hosed, nobody is under the illusion that they are getting their poo poo any faster under this system. I guess the one redeeming factor is that I eat even less fast food now because I refuse to deal with the bullshit.
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Feb 7, 2016 14:46
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Its really difficult to survive on 120 bucks a month and try to eat healthy as well. Or have hobbies that aren't games/netflix. Its frustrating.
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i thought x files was on tonight but it's not it's tomorrow.
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Mr. Belding posted:i thought x files was on tonight but it's not it's tomorrow. lol if you watch tv shows on the man's schedule
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Feb 7, 2016 22:01
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I'm banging a chubby spanish nerd girl who is absolutely filthy in bed, but shes also starting to get really clingy and at times it's annoying since I don't really want a relationship with her, also shes one of those people who will set the alarm half an hour before they need to get up and then HIT THE loving SNOOZE BUTTON THREE TIMES HOLY poo poo I NEED MY SLEEP KNOCK THAT OFF
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Feb 7, 2016 22:04
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Son of Rodney posted:I'm banging a chubby spanish nerd girl who is absolutely filthy in bed, but shes also starting to get really clingy and at times it's annoying since I don't really want a relationship with her, also shes one of those people who will set the alarm half an hour before they need to get up and then HIT THE loving SNOOZE BUTTON THREE TIMES HOLY poo poo I NEED MY SLEEP KNOCK THAT OFF kill her
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Feb 7, 2016 22:05
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oops im sorry i meant give her flowers
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Feb 7, 2016 22:06
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Son of Rodney posted:I'm banging a chubby spanish nerd girl who is absolutely filthy in bed, but shes also starting to get really clingy and at times it's annoying since I don't really want a relationship with her, also shes one of those people who will set the alarm half an hour before they need to get up and then HIT THE loving SNOOZE BUTTON THREE TIMES HOLY poo poo I NEED MY SLEEP KNOCK THAT OFF that's annoying, have you considered killing yourself?
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A misanthrope posted:oops im sorry i meant give her flowers
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Feb 7, 2016 22:10
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Its amazing to me how woman all have extremely similar personalities. they all think they are "not like all the other girls" but really they are all the same. They all have little quirks that they think makes them unique and different but really they are very much alike personality-wise. Women are not funny. They are not witty. They are not cool. The only thing that separates them is IQ(which is in the same range for 95% of women) and some are less rude in public than others. Those are literally the only differences. As men we learn to love the little things women do like the way there hair falls over their ears. We judge their personalities on a such a trivial level relative to how women judge ours. A mans personality has much more variance than a womans its not even funny. Men are expected to incorporate wit, humor, extroversion, security, and a whole list of other personality traits that women not only dont posses but are not judged upon. A mans personality is expected to have a lot more character, substance, and depth than a womans. This is something women are too naive to understand and wonder their entire lives why men don't seem to care about their personality. WE DONT NEED TO. A womans body is essentially nothing more than a vessel. We dont rely on emotional support and leech of a womans personality like women do to us. I call this Independence theory
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how are there still so many guys out there who dont understand physical attraction is based on looks and ALWAYS has been since caveman days and always will be.. the words that come out of your mouth AKA your personality and behavior is a reflection of your reality/mindset but it does not create physical attraction. physical attraction(butterflies, goosbumps, heart rate increase) is merely subconscious impulses based on genetic wiring. As much as people want to believe personality(projection of ego) comes first in attraction, nothing could be further from the truth. We are still an evolving species and as much as we want to override our genetic wiring and place value on personality over looks, its not possible because physical attraction doesnt work that way. that system of logic is nothing more then a puritanical perversion of biology, the same fantasy-based system of logic that oppressed natural science and allowed religion to proliferate. We dont get to choose who they are physically attracted to, we never have been able too, and theres a good chance we never will. Its not a very comforting conviction for most people but its reality and the post below is just a small illustration of that reality. The truth is there is no 'magic words' that can be said that will MAKE you more physically attractive.
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I recently lost what little respect I had for one of my coworkers. Seriously, it takes an incredible amount of sycophantism for a young single mother making twelve bucks an hour to agree with her boss that the minimum wage should be abolished because the free market. Also my city's probably going to riot tonight regardless of who wins the Super Bowl
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Beautiful Madness posted:Its amazing to me how woman all have extremely similar personalities. they all think they are "not like all the other girls" but really they are all the same. They all have little quirks that they think makes them unique and different but really they are very much alike personality-wise. Women are not funny. They are not witty. They are not cool. The only thing that separates them is IQ(which is in the same range for 95% of women) and some are less rude in public than others. Those are literally the only differences. As men we learn to love the little things women do like the way there hair falls over their ears. We judge their personalities on a such a trivial level relative to how women judge ours. i tipped my fedora to this so hard it fell off my head and into a week old cup-o-ramen and now you owe me a fedora
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My bf woke me up by talking loudly on the phone in bed and when I told him "great now I can't get back to sleep" he angrily asked why I needed more sleep I got 4 hours, he sleeps 12 hours a day when he can 
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Oh Hell No posted:I recently lost what little respect I had for one of my coworkers. Seriously, it takes an incredible amount of sycophantism for a young single mother making twelve bucks an hour to agree with her boss that the minimum wage should be abolished because the free market. way to think like a poor my friend! while you're letting your hair grow and handing out pamphlets about socialism down at the local farmer's coop she's gonna be working hard and climbing the corporate ladder all the way to the top baby
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Not really life is great right now, OP, but thanks for asking 
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