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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

So Chris Henry had his accident when he fell out of the back of a truck, right? He was in the hospital. Some goon/twitter troll named Biodome changed his twitter avatar to make him appear to be some local dallas sports reporter, and he started tweeting reports of Henry's death. Schefter, Mort, all of those NFL ESPN reporters started picking it up and retweeting him, and Henry was essentially being reported dead by everyone in the sports world when he was actually still alive. Biodome kept giving incremental updates and everyone kept buying it, he was being cited in news stories. Eventually someone figured out he was a fake and the backlash from the reporters was hilariously vicious. It was a glorious 3-4 hours.

and then once everyone finally knew he was still alive Chris Henry died for real the next day

I'm sure everyone was missing the point that a man is dead.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Two of my favorite threads were "Mike Shanahan would like your attention" and the thread full of Gendo al davis shops. My favorite was the crypt keeper performing cunnalingus.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Heteroy posted:


I think my favorite game day thread still might be that Dolphins-Steelers prime time game where the field was hosed from having high school championships and college games on previous days plus rain, and so they just put a new layer of sod right on top. The whole game was a poo poo show where nobody could score, punctuated by a punt sticking into the field without bouncing. The thread slowly descended into madness.


Whenever someone says that a game is the worst one they've ever seen, I always cite that one in response. I watched every second. It was impossible to look away. Nervous laughter giving way to unhinged delusion.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Speaking of descents into madness, does anyone have the gif of Big Bob Pataki's reactions to that Broncos/Steelers game from several years ago? The one that broke him.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Febreeze posted:

So Chris Henry had his accident when he fell out of the back of a truck, right? He was in the hospital. Some goon/twitter troll named Biodome changed his twitter avatar to make him appear to be some local dallas sports reporter, and he started tweeting reports of Henry's death. Schefter, Mort, all of those NFL ESPN reporters started picking it up and retweeting him, and Henry was essentially being reported dead by everyone in the sports world when he was actually still alive. Biodome kept giving incremental updates and everyone kept buying it, he was being cited in news stories. Eventually someone figured out he was a fake and the backlash from the reporters was hilariously vicious. It was a glorious 3-4 hours.

and then once everyone finally knew he was still alive Chris Henry died for real the next day

Memory lane :allears: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3242083&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Oh man a Hilario Baldness post. I hadn't thought about Donald Driver's massive log in so long

Adlai Stevenson
Mar 4, 2010

Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do
I liked the Toxx thread where everyone was betting on who would draft Tebow. Then it turned out only one or two people bet on Denver and nothing happened and it kind of sucked. But it was nice to see the forum come together like that for a few days :unsmith:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011



As an extension of this, here is the thread where this started: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3241412&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=8

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Holy poo poo I forgot he started linking gay porn to people asking for proof hahahaha

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
My first TFF thread was the release of Roethlisberger's police report which gave us the grey dick and "Roethlisburghur???" which I still laugh at.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Can I frame this av?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Bort Bortles posted:

Can I frame this av?


It is the best one I've received so you have my blessing.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I'm now missing the curious majesty and abject weirdness of Kyoon.

Still waiting for Exxon to assassinate Usain Bolt because he proved we lived in the Matrix or whatever

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Febreeze posted:

Speaking of descents into madness, does anyone have the gif of Big Bob Pataki's reactions to that Broncos/Steelers game from several years ago? The one that broke him.

I believe the game that broke him was a Broncos/Raiders MNF game.

AFC West Primetime games were crazy that year

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Did anyone capture his tweets for posterity? They're all gone since the account was suspended.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Adlai Stevenson posted:

I liked the Toxx thread where everyone was betting on who would draft Tebow. Then it turned out only one or two people bet on Denver and nothing happened and it kind of sucked. But it was nice to see the forum come together like that for a few days :unsmith:

When it comes to Draft Day fun, the thread exploding when Ted Ginn was picked was great. There's an animated gif of it somewhere.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Febreeze posted:

Speaking of descents into madness, does anyone have the gif of Big Bob Pataki's reactions to that Broncos/Steelers game from several years ago? The one that broke him.

As Ross said, it was Raiders/Broncos.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

fartknocker posted:

As Ross said, it was Raiders/Broncos.



This is amazing

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

OxySnake posted:

The excitement after the Tebow vs Steelers game when the radio hosts announced "And up next we have Ross from San Diego."

SA made it onto the air?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

SA made it onto the air?

Yeah, Kawalimus had a call in too, where he talked about Big Ben acting like it's "some kind of football funhouse" and even threw in a pop dog reference.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

SA made it onto the air?
Google "an unfortunate end" - the first video that comes up was made by Silly Burrito and made it onto Sports Center.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
yeah we're famous

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

Google "an unfortunate end" - the first video that comes up was made by Silly Burrito and made it onto Sports Center.

every drat time

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Our good friends, the anonymous people online who we wouldn't want to be caught dead in the same room with in real life, at TFF Films.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fenrir posted:

Yeah, Kawalimus had a call in too, where he talked about Big Ben acting like it's "some kind of football funhouse" and even threw in a pop dog reference.

No, Kawalimus talked about Pop Dog.

I was the one who said the football funhouse thing. There's even a YouTube clip, uploaded by some 4chan people who are obsessed with some other stupid prank calling meme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE6mXEMMAfk

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Feb 18, 2016

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