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it's 2016. when are TV dads going to stop trying to control every aspect of their girls' lives? gee willikers dad, nice of you to deny your kid the ability to freely sexually express hersef by threatening to beat up her boyfriend. nothing better than physical violence to stop that whole pesky "relationships with other people" deal that happened to the Jones' kid. these dads belong in 1940 with other relics of stupid rear end human history like adolph hitler
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Feb 8, 2016 18:29
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TV dads could stand to help clean up around the house a bit more, too. It seems like whenever there's a blue or red liquid spill on the kitchen counter, it's up to the mom to clean it up, and half the time the paper towels she uses aren't nearly absorbent enough!
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Feb 8, 2016 18:30
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i dated a girl whose dad was a gigantic mountain man who kept a row of 8 huntimg rifles and shotguns next to the tv, went touring on his motorcycle to the midwest every year and played drums when he was angry
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Feb 8, 2016 18:31
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OP sounds like he was emasculated by a caring father who was probably more physically fit and all around cooler
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Feb 8, 2016 18:32
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Shaquin posted:OP sounds like he was emaculated by a caring father who was probably more physically fit and all around cooler my TV dad was more like tim allen on home improvement. no ejaculation or whatever you said on this end
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Feb 8, 2016 18:34
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Write your congressman, get a grass roots movement going. You need to put a stop to this before there's blood in the streets.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:36
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ya but kevin or whatever his name is has a really great smile so i sympathize with him
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Feb 8, 2016 18:36
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You can never control that aspect of your kids lives as they become self actuating teens who are gonna bone down as has happened since the dawn of time and it would be creepy and weird to do so, but you can post up at the gates and make sure whoever your daughter is letting eat the rear end or whatever isn't a complete moron. It's mostly a symbolic effort but admirable all the same imo
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Feb 8, 2016 18:39
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what is hormone??
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Feb 8, 2016 18:40
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no one wille at my daughte'rs rear end but ME
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Feb 8, 2016 18:40
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nomadologique posted:no one wille at my daughte'rs rear end but ME you might be onto something here. it's a dad conspiracy to be the only person that can look at their daughter's sweet rear end.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:47
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You could probably replace every tv dad with a gorilla and no one would notice the difference.
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Feb 8, 2016 18:53
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Feb 8, 2016 19:00
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Most dads in ads I've seen are lovable retarded goofballs
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Feb 8, 2016 19:04
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Turdsdown Tom posted:my TV dad was more like tim allen on home improvement. no ejaculation or whatever you said on this end Arrrruuuugh?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:11
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the football team calls my sweetie "el conductor" and ive never been more proud
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Feb 8, 2016 19:28
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what would a dadvertisement be?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:30
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nomadologique posted:what is hormone?? A character in the Harry Potter stories.
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Feb 8, 2016 19:31
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I tried watching Kevin Hart's standup once Half of his act was about crazy women who always think you're cheating on them and the other half was about cheating on women
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Feb 8, 2016 19:43
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Macasaurus posted:what would a dadvertisement be? chris rock as Oppressive Dad Exhibit A in this years Big Game™ Advertisemnt© https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R_483zeVF8
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Feb 8, 2016 19:46
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Commercial idea: A teenage boy in a tuxedo knocks on his prom date's door. The door opens and her dad is...ADOLF HITLER?!
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Turdsdown Tom posted:chris rock as Oppressive Dad Exhibit A in this years Big Game™ Advertisemnt© I'm assuming you know that's actually Kevin Hart
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Feb 8, 2016 19:51
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im lost op why are you mad at dads?
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Feb 8, 2016 19:52
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loquacius posted:I tried watching Kevin Hart's standup once holy crap is this your act bc it's gold
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Feb 8, 2016 19:52
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loquacius posted:I'm assuming you know that's actually Kevin Hart same thing innit
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Feb 8, 2016 19:54
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Turdsdown Tom posted:chris rock as Oppressive Dad Exhibit A in this years Big Game™ Advertisemnt© who the gently caress would be scared of Kevin "mini-me" Hart lmbo
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Feb 8, 2016 19:54
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I'd eat your mother if you put Sabra Hummus™ on her.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:07
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Thora Birch had her entire career disappear because of her dad. http://www.wetpaint.com/what-happened-thora-birch-creepy-598751/quote:Thora was 17 in American Beauty, so the law dictated that her dad had to stick around when she went topless. But again, while filming 2009's Winter of Frozen Dreams, Thora was doing a sex scene with Dean Winters (Dennis Duffy from 30 Rock, Olivia's boyfriend whose name is irrelevant on Law & Order: SVU), and her dad not only insisted on being present on the closed set, but butted in and started directing the scene... and gave Dean a thumbs-up.
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Feb 8, 2016 20:15
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OP you'll understand when you become a parent
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Feb 8, 2016 20:17
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people in advertising should just kill themselves in general imo
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Feb 8, 2016 20:17
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Schlonged Again posted:Commercial idea: A teenage boy in a tuxedo knocks on his prom date's door. The door opens and her dad is...ADOLF HITLER?! Commercial ends with Hitler eating a Snickers bar, revealing he was really just a friendly normal dad the whole time. You're not yourself when you're hungry or whatever Snickers' motto is! Eat a SNICKERS or everyone will hate you and you might invade Poland
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Feb 8, 2016 20:23
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peter griffen: The new 2016 honda civic is freakin sweet!!!
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HJE-Cobra posted:Commercial ends with Hitler eating a Snickers bar, revealing he was really just a friendly normal dad the whole time. You're not yourself when you're hungry or whatever Snickers' motto is! Eat a SNICKERS or everyone will hate you and you might invade Poland You're not fuhrer when you're hungry
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Let the girls give that pussy out you know what the game is
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