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Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

a messed up horse posted:

Bernard? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Bernard Sanders. That was my name.

I am Bernard Clinton, and I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

a hole-y ghost posted:

that's a big *ss nacho!!! :wth:

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Pretty sure republicans never actually talk about the issues in the debates. "Yes moderator that's a really good question on jobs, well as president of the United States I would make sure that I did everything in my power to get'r done while I'm in office" *Audience cheers wildly*

Well of course they don't, and why would they? Most of the issues they are ideologically opposed to doing anything about.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

Well of course they don't, and why would they? Most of the issues they are ideologically opposed to doing anything about.

Conservatives' only desire is to protect an preserve the systems that put them in power in the first place.

DAY 1: Bern it down
DAY 2: Bern it all down
DAY 3: Bern it all down to the ground
DAY 4: We don't need no water let the motherfucker Bern
DAY 5: Bern motherfucker
DAY 6: Bern
DAY 7: First Day of President Bernie's Oscar Swag Bag All-Inclusive Tour of Israel

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Conservatives' only desire is to protect an preserve the systems that put them in power in the first place.

DAY 1: Bern it down
DAY 2: Bern it all down
DAY 3: Bern it all down to the ground
DAY 4: We don't need no water let the motherfucker Bern
DAY 5: Bern motherfucker
DAY 6: Bern
DAY 7: First Day of President Bernie's Oscar Swag Bag All-Inclusive Tour of Israel

http://dowefeelthebern.com

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Can someone show me how to execute an executive order? I've got about 2,500 to do.

In the next week.

*drops mic*

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Oh, well, New Hampshire's in the books, truly the greatest states have spoken

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Idiot Kicker posted:

Oh, well, New Hampshire's in the books, truly the greatest states have spoken

O'Malley barely got twice the votes as Vermin Supreme, literal boot-on-head crazy person. I love Democracy.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
*balances the budget*

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

mdm posted:

*balances the budget*

Funniest one so far.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

mdm posted:

*balances the budget*
*on his head*

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Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007

mdm posted:

*balances the budget*

* Balances budget by cutting loose all military R&D funding *
* Lockheed launches massive counterattack against White House, but it's like those old-timey films of planes falling apart but with F-35s *

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