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quote:this book that was written by a monkey is dedicated to the Starbuck's employees who put up with his 6 hours worth of trash and poo poo at the cost of one banana and a children's size turbo shot expresso every day for 8 months straight
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I sat alone in the coffee shop, surrounded by the faces of corporate zombies. My Starbucks cup warmed my hands and the breeze from the open door brushed across my vintage leather laptop case, as I fumbled around on my Macbook Pro. "Sheep," I thought, cynically, "all these people are commercialist sheep. I'm the only free-thinker around here." I sipped the mocha latte and took a small bite of my shortbread, quickly wiping off the crumbs that poured onto my shirt. "Disgusting, mindless sheep hypnotized by the capitalist system. I must show my inner light as their shepherd, their savior from this hellish world." I gathered my iPhone, Macbook Pro, and iPod, and I left my tip for the Mexican barista, being the progressive free-thinker I am. I realized I was late for my college class, and hurried down the street. I couldn't wait for this lecture, it was a core aspect of my music and anthropology studies degree, but I made sure to adjust my glasses and read up on the latest third world disaster. Knowing that I could feel morally clean for researching these issues that affect us everyday. It's my job, no, my purpose to be someone who is aware of the real facts, and not be brainwashed by the media. The real sources. The real news. The real media. I closed The Huffington Post website on my iPhone and strolled through the doors into the lecture room... To be continued...?
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Feb 12, 2016 12:19
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Needs a romantic interest in form of cartoon animals of some kind. Otherwise golden.
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i gay as fucc
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the poop that took a pee
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Actually I'm preparing calligraphic instragram poetry. I write words and illustrate the quarter-life struggle. You may have heard of me?
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*Sips black single-sourced Ethiopian pour-over coffee* *quietly sneers at nearby woman drinking a Carmel macchiato*
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quote:Even the streets leading up to its outer barriers were roamed by sunken-faced college students in sweatpants, armed with pepper spray and boyfriends at another school.
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Walking across the road from House of Kokokokock, the other fairtrade organic coffee venue in the village, he spotted lowercase. lowercase, or "the oval office" as Cayden called him, refused to use his birth name due to it being "nothing more than a label of the church"...
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:This idea is genius. *Sips caramel macciatto*
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David Foster Wallace, living once but dead, Final words he uttered: "gas this loving thread" skeevy achievements fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Internaut! posted:David Foster Wallace, living once but dead,
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katlington posted:it was the meme of times. It was the bleem of times
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Mar 24, 2016 03:58
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queefs prose out of vag
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Ty retarded clown
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King of Bees posted:Writing my novel: https://twitter.com/SsRP5/status/712826720873611264
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https://twitter.com/marxistsilver/status/712871889727799297 Redistribute my pants!
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I held my breath, knowing I was about to write the most important passage of the book. --- "im gay," he posted.
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not sure why i thought this post might be funny. i havent been this wrong in ages.
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I first met Dean not long after my partner and I split up. I had just gotten over a serious illness that I won't bother to talk about, save that it had something to do with the microaggressions of the patriarchy and my feeling that everything was dead.
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i dwonloaded a scary voice and skeleton hand icon for my gps edit: i have a record player and black sabbaths paranoid lp am i a hipester edit: is lp the right thing to say. its one of those big plastic (?) discs with the grooves in it i think its an analogue thing and it plays on the thing that spins around with the needl. its got a bend in the disc and watching it going around and up and down is almost hypnotic but it does not seem to affect the sound at all lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Mar 24, 2016 12:43
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(is reading it upside down)
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oh sorry i thought you said "trying out"
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Al Cowens posted:I found this person's twitter lol you going to the gulag, freak
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