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I was playing against a hunter that was topdecking with no minions while I had a board almost full including doc boom and sylvanus. Thing was, he had me down to 2 hp and he was at 20 something. Then I drew Reno Jackson 
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dad gay. so what posted:i had 2 moscow mules and i peed on a bug what kind of bug?
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Feb 10, 2016 23:13
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I saw a female butt with tight clothes on it
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Feb 10, 2016 23:20
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The only prob was the top half of the woman was put on 180 degrees around so she saw me lookin
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Feb 10, 2016 23:21
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It would be real easy to watch her expressions while you do her in the dooty hole though
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Feb 10, 2016 23:22
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I managed to read 50-ish pages of Ringworld at work today. Getting paid to read is pretty good.
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Feb 10, 2016 23:22
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i took a huge smelly dump at work and as i was leaving the bathroom the janitor lady was just walking in with her cleaning cart. bon appetit, reald-o! Same, but mine clogged the toilet.
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Feb 10, 2016 23:24
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:what kind of bug? stink bug
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stepped on a dead mouse my cat killed and its brains came out and got on my sock. i put it in the turlet and peed on it, let it steep while i took a shower, then flushed it
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Sheep-Goats posted:I saw a female butt with tight clothes on it Sheep-Goats posted:The only prob was the top half of the woman was put on 180 degrees around so she saw me lookin Sheep-Goats posted:It would be real easy to watch her expressions while you do her in the dooty hole though nice i saw a lady like that today too (maybe the same one??) and when she caught me looking i gave her the ol' wink and put my fists together and waggled my tongue through em (like making the "v" with your fingers except i was trying to convey that i was suggesting i eat out her rear end and not her pissy (though I would've probably eaten her pussy too(though probably not in that order cause i heard it can be unsanitary for the lady))), but she wasn't into it. thats why i didn't include it as a "win" for me today
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Feb 10, 2016 23:26
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Feb 10, 2016 23:28
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dad gay. so what posted:stink bug well if it wasnt before i bet it was after! 
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Feb 10, 2016 23:29
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yoloer420 posted:Same, but mine clogged the toilet. she probably had to scoop it out with her bare hands then go home and prepare dinner for her family :win:
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Feb 10, 2016 23:31
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Sheep-Goats posted:I saw a female butt with tight clothes on it tell your mother she shouldn't wear clothes like that
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Feb 10, 2016 23:40
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Feb 10, 2016 23:44
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i took a huge smelly dump at work and as i was leaving the bathroom the janitor lady was just walking in with her cleaning cart. bon appetit, reald-o! I'm sorry Mr Mumphrey I think you're cool but I'm afraid I'm obliged to find you, kill you, and clean up the mess I make. Sorry, cleaners code. I don't make the rules. I just abide by them.
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Feb 10, 2016 23:44
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My neighborhood bartender knows I don't like more than 1 or 2 beers before I switch to whiskey, buy still charges me beer prices despite giving me Tullamore Dew or Laphroaig or some other kind of higher-shelf stuff for the last drink or two. Today I got a big Irish coffee for $4, and she was liberal with the Jameson and Baileys.
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Feb 10, 2016 23:46
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Artum posted:I'm sorry Mr Mumphrey I think you're cool but I'm afraid I'm obliged to find you, kill you, and clean up the mess I make. that's cool. i'm just impressed that cleaners have a code/are literate
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Feb 10, 2016 23:50
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Took a dump and it cleaned up in two wipes. And it went down on the first flush!!!
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Feb 10, 2016 23:52
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basically whenever i do the dishes.
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Cancelled my appointment with my doctor since I am obligated/not allowed to get Obamacare. Yes I'm taking the tax hit and hoping to stay out of an emergency room. Decided the best possible outcome is to die in an ugly public way and have my carcass scooped up at public expense. It's win/win, really.
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Feb 11, 2016 00:03
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here is my most recent "win" moment that came from last weekend and is probably a lot better than yours. i used a "change" machine to turn a dollar into --> four quarters, but turns out the thing was bustd, and just kept spitting quarters out. all in all i think i pocketed over ten dollars in quarters before deciding i should stop, mostly because people were probably wondering why i was standing there sticking my hand in so many times.
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Feb 11, 2016 00:05
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nomadologique posted:here is my most recent "win" moment that came from last weekend and is probably a lot better than yours. You should have said you accidentally put a $100 in
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Feb 11, 2016 00:17
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Yesterday i stepped on broken glass the second i got out of bed. Didnt happen this morning so im gonna say "epic win"
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Feb 11, 2016 00:19
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Maybe "for the win" as well
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Feb 11, 2016 00:19
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:that's cool. i'm just impressed that cleaners have a code/are literate 
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Feb 11, 2016 00:25
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Made tacos.
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Im gonna drive a tractor in a mimute thats a fun thing to do
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Feb 11, 2016 00:27
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i had the day off work so i rode my bike 100 km took some funny pictures and now im getting drunk the whole day is "the win" over here now im listening to black sabbath and i wish my buddy was in town so i could hit the weed vape and make this day even better  
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Feb 11, 2016 00:29
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i took a huge smelly dump at work and as i was leaving the bathroom the janitor lady was just walking in with her cleaning cart. bon appetit, reald-o! Did the same thing but to this other employee that loving sucked at her job to the point where it was easier to get poo poo done without her there so i know the feeling OP 
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Feb 11, 2016 00:34
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numberoneposter posted:i had the day off work so i rode my bike 100 km took some funny pictures and now im getting drunk what flavour pepperoni is that?
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Feb 11, 2016 00:35
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hot pep. I am become Fieri, the flavorer of worlds.
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Feb 11, 2016 00:39
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Everyone's been saying that I'm punching below my weight since I started 8 months ago, seeing as I'm a university dropout rather than a secondary school dropout. Hell they're trying to make me the boss at a different place after my contract ends.
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Feb 11, 2016 00:46
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ive moved from beer to wine boys, FTW (for the win) here is a spooky pic i took out in east sooke, canada 
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had a real good moment this a.m. saw a friendly but mischievous looking dog on my way to work. he gave me a sideways eye and ran off so i decided to chase him cause he looked like he must have been going somewhere good. i turned a corner and there were like 6 guys having a mexican standoff! 2 or 3 had guns and it looked like it was a drug deal gone ad or something. i was so surprised i spinkicked one of the guys as a reflex. well turns out the guy next to the guy i disabled with karate was actually an undercover cop and he was able to take that opportunity to get everything under control. as thanks for my help the cop let me keep the money they were going to make the deal with. looks like about $85,000. any idea what i should spend it on?
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Feb 11, 2016 16:50
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I touch my bepis.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I touch my bepis. #winning #bepis
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Feb 11, 2016 16:59
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Had 5 beers last night to avoid my feelings. Still got to work 10 minutes early
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the barista only charged me $2 for a coffee that normally costs $2.72 WINNING i think he likes me though not that theres anything wrong with that but hes barking up the wrong tree
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