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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Tumble posted:

Farm boy, how much for a bottle of your free-range lemonade? Is it available for purchase at my local co-op?

Well you know what they say, when life gives you dumb loving posts tell them to eat poo poo and die!!!

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Applewhite posted:

I take regular iron supplements. lol at suckers who eat vegetables.

no milk, no veggies

just a multi-vitamin pill and water and you're good to go, its streamlined and efficient

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

InterFaced posted:

Just got back from the gym, did shoulders today. :feelsgood:

I guess you have to work hard on your shoulders to carry the burden of living a modern meaningless existence in a grey wasteland

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lastgirl posted:

no milk, no veggies

just a multi-vitamin pill and water and you're good to go, its streamlined and efficient

I also eat rib eye steaks three times a week.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i butcher my own cattle, pigs, and sheep. i like to eat the wool

Xenoid
Dec 9, 2006

Applewhite posted:

I also eat rib eye steaks three times a week.

That's a funny way to spell "a big bag of dicks"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

i butcher my own cattle, pigs, and sheep. i like to eat the wool
Indians eat every part of the animal.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

dad gay. so what posted:

i butcher my own cattle, pigs, and sheep. i like to eat the wool

we have a guy who comes round sometimes his job title is 'meat inspector' lmao

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Frog Act posted:

by your weird standards a guy chained to a wall for years in a north korean prison camp has it like insanely easy

its not like youre expected to do anything when youre chained to a wall

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Xenoid posted:

That's a funny way to spell "a big bag of dicks"

What do you think I eat the other four days of the week?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Frog Act posted:

by your weird standards a guy chained to a wall for years in a north korean prison camp has it like insanely easy

What

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a hole-y ghost posted:

Indians eat every part of the animal.

indians don't eat cows dummy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just finished a nice bowl of wool stew. it really warmed the cockles of my heart

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lol @ manual labor = honest work

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Manual labour rules. Noone cares if you dont know what day of the week it is as long as you can move poo poo around fast

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Nation posted:

I guess you have to work hard on your shoulders to carry the burden of living a modern meaningless existence in a grey wasteland

Yeah, but don't skip leg day bro.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
We got a farm hand whos off his face on painkillers all day. He drives a bobcat round and i dont think he even knows what hes doing with it.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Once we got him to come fix a fence and after like 3 hours he said hed sorted it out and it was clearly still live electric wires lying on the dirt shorting out

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Nooner posted:

there is a gym in my apartment but it is pretty lovely usually i just lift a weight i have in my room in the mornings

you are p strong nooner i can't even do one rep with op's mom

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Applewhite posted:

Strangely enough it was the penis that made her the most upset. I tried to explain to her that she was being irrational and that it was actually a compliment but she was having none of it. :shrug:

Well duh, the gun is good, the penis is evil. Maybe more sketches of you holding guns would've calmed her down

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive never been into a gym and i have -8% body fat

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


InterFaced posted:

Just got back from the gym, did shoulders today. :feelsgood:

lol if your feeble body can only handle one muscle group a day

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
A lot of butt hurt poors itt

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i work a physically demanding job so i cancelled my 24 hour fitness membership and just bought a used weight bench. now i have like $50 a month more for drugs it's great

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


mdm posted:

lol @ manual labor = honest work

I work with my hands as a safe cracker in the evenings and a retard masturbator during the day

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Which one do you bring the hammer drill to?

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

a hole-y ghost posted:

theres not even a freakin bike in the picture stupid idiot :mmmsmug:

Exactly. The point of bicycling is not the bicycle. Like would you post a picture of cutlery and call it dinner?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

glowing-fish posted:

Exactly. The point of bicycling is not the bicycle. Like would you post a picture of cutlery and call it dinner?
No I'd post a picture of my mouth :rolleyes:

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

a hole-y ghost posted:

No I'd post a picture of my mouth :rolleyes:

Oh yes please do!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Ronwayne posted:

Well duh, the gun is good, the penis is evil. Maybe more sketches of you holding guns would've calmed her down

That's what I sketch.

Guns and people in masks holding guns. I do the masks because I can't draw faces, but try and explain that to the overly sensitive sorts.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

glowing-fish posted:

Oh yes please do!
Dinner :eng101:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my brother just dropped off a dog i have to doggy sit for a week. hes nice so far
e: i dont know why i posted this it was supposed to go in the other thread. suck my balls

Enfield fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Feb 17, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Driving to work this morning...

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

Driving to work this morning...


We finally have flying cars.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Enfield posted:

my brother just dropped off a dog i have to doggy sit for a week. hes nice so far
e: i dont know why i posted this it was supposed to go in the other thread. suck my balls

Bench press your new dog.

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Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Bench press your new dog.

When I was baby sitting my bros kids I used them as a weight set, they were pretty happy about it.

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