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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

BLARGHLE posted:

What the gently caress is "quarter soccer"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4mJ3ww9NoQ

We'd make goals with our hands and use our pointers to block, always preferred it to paper football.

AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Feb 24, 2016

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The Bible
May 8, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9cJqifmvg

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


NO loving TALKING

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Heres a cool thing me n my friends did in high school: just walk out of detention and maybe run if its a sports teacher.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Tgis chubby girl whod id always have detention with would stand too close to the teacher when hes telling you off so her boobs touched him and hes scared hes being a pedo. That move really got you the upper hand.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Another move is blow air from your pursed lips and waggle your finger up and down your lips making the bububububub noise

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
sound asleep and drooling face down on the desk. After detention I complain to Mister Splicer about my hair and ears being full of spitwads.
Says he can't hear me as he digs out a dictionary of spitwads from his own ears.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

BLARGHLE posted:

What the gently caress is "quarter soccer"?

:catstare:

Hey. Hey guy. Want to play quarters?

Yeah. Take this sheet of white paper. Now I'll roll the quarter down my forehead and nose. Where it lands on the sheet of paper you make a biiig dark circle.

*grinds pencil into paper making circle*

Alright. Now roll the quarter down your face and try to fill up the page with as many circles as possible.

Good job man.

Also who the hell is this Jeb Lund fellow? Some gawker columnist?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



BLARGHLE posted:

What the gently caress is "quarter soccer"?

you play soccer but you play it with a very tiny ball

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



in europe they call it the "pence football", mostly because europeans dont understand fractions

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Thank you for this. I will send this to my friends when the question of "should I get a liberal arts degree" rears it's head.

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Helical Nightmares posted:

:catstare:

Hey. Hey guy. Want to play quarters?

Yeah. Take this sheet of white paper. Now I'll roll the quarter down my forehead and nose. Where it lands on the sheet of paper you make a biiig dark circle.

*grinds pencil into paper making circle*

Alright. Now roll the quarter down your face and try to fill up the page with as many circles as possible.

Good job man.

Also who the hell is this Jeb Lund fellow? Some gawker columnist?

This did not answer a single loving question

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

BLARGHLE posted:

This did not answer a single loving question

I posted a video of how it's sorta played, it's not very hard.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

tha splice sucks rear end. gently caress him. gently caress detention.

id rather choke to death on a fat titty

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Pastor Perineum posted:

tha splice sucks rear end. gently caress him. gently caress detention.

id rather choke to death on a fat titty

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I swear I made those explosives on accident Mr. Splice.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
*draws goatse in sharpie on desk next to mine stealthily*

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
When I first watched the Breakfast Club I thought Ally Sheedy was really cool when she shook her dandruff onto her desk so I did it and found out it isn't

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

SirEvelynTremble posted:

When I first watched the Breakfast Club I thought Ally Sheedy was really cool when she shook her dandruff onto her desk so I did it and found out it isn't



cool gif

hot drat I thought this thread was dead but I'm glad it's alive lol

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
big mis step not to add johnny 5 to the main cast

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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

That Robot posted:

cool gif

hot drat I thought this thread was dead but I'm glad it's alive lol

i felt i wanted to show just what its like in detention

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