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A man is fired from his job and goes home early to find his wife having sex with another bigger, sexier man. He drives to the local bar. He sullenly sits at the bar, nursing an unnamed drink. An older man with grey hair and a distinguished chin sits down next to him and orders "2 Buds." The underage-looking bartender hands him the bottles and smiles as she twists the caps off the bottles. "Everyone needs a Bud," he says, as he slides the sad man on of his beers. The commercial ends with the sad man sitting alone amidst 20-something beer bottles on the bar, sobbing gently into his half full bottle. "BUDWEISER" fades in slowly as the camera pulls away.
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it's cheating to use car ads, because there are no good car ads
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satanic splash-back posted:A man is fired from his job and goes home early to find his wife having sex with another bigger, sexier man. He drives to the local bar. He sullenly sits at the bar, nursing an unnamed drink. An older man with grey hair and a distinguished chin sits down next to him and orders "2 Buds." The underage-looking bartender hands him the bottles and smiles as she twists the caps off the bottles. was very surprised when the older man didn't try to seduce the younger man
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Feb 24, 2016 20:03
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Japanese Otaku #1: Hey, you know what we need more of in this country? Japanese Otaku #2: Panty shots of underage girls? J.O. #1: Well, yes, but I was thinking more along the lines of fat, shameful weaboo tourists. J.O. #2: I've just had the most incredible idea! 
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Feb 24, 2016 20:05
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hi friends it's me the film student, i'm probably gonna steal like half the ideas and actually make them if that's okay with you. and then post them here
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A family of Jews huddles in an attic. Below them, Nazi officers ransack the house, searching for any sign of the hidden refugees. The tension in the air is palpable as the family does it's best to stay absolutely quiet. Suddenly, the teenaged daughter's eyes go wide with alarm. She's getting her period! Her teeth clench and she presses her knees together as a trickle of blood runs down her legs and dribbles onto the floor. The family watches the puddle of blood in terrified anticipation as the puddle begins to expand, seeping ever closer to a broad crack between the floorboards. They gasp as the puddle beads up at the edge of the crack, before it finally overflows and drips down through the gap onto the floor below where it spatters on the visor of a Gestapo officer's peaked cap. He slowly reaches up a leather-gloved hand to investigate and examines his fingertips, rubbing the blood between his thumb and forefinger. "Vas ist das?" he murmurs to himself. A few seconds later, realization dawns on his face and he looks up at the ceiling. Cut to the logo: MAXI PADS: Never get caught without them! The sound of muffled gunshots and screaming can be heard in the background.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:10
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Dr Cheeto posted:Japanese Otaku #1: Hey, you know what we need more of in this country? I'm the Islands of Japan being shaped like an erect penis.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:12
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Applewhite posted:A gaggle of Black urban youths carouses jovially in the streets of a ghetto. Suddenly, a trumpet blares and the youths are bathed in blinding light. The light is coming from the end of the street, where a rider on horseback is silhouetted. TacticalUrbanHomo posted:lol that you think this would be a bad ad
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Feb 24, 2016 20:13
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admittedly it would be better if he just said "youh faihehd"
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Feb 24, 2016 20:14
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A bonfire blazes in a forest clearing at the dead of night. Gathered around it are several dozen figures in white robes and pointed hoods. It's a Klan rally! They chant racial epithets and pump their arms in the air as the Grand Wizard steps into the circle to address the mob. A shocked hush falls over the assembled Klan members. *record scratch* The grand wizard's robes have a huge stain down the front! "Psst!" one of the other Klan members tugs the Grand Wizard's sleeve and produces a jug of Tide with bleach from under his robes. "Try this, pardner," he offers. The Grand Wizard takes the jug gratefully. Logo: Tide: When your whites need to be their whitest! Cut back to the Grand Wizard, his robes gleaming pure and white. He delivers his speech to rousing cheers.
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Feb 24, 2016 20:26
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A skeleton warrior is guarding a dungeon, but he keeps farting loudly and his farts echo through the dungeon halls and give away his position. A heroic knight appears and it seems like the Skeleton is doomed, but actually the knight just wanted to offer the skeleton some Rolaids! Plop plop fizz fizz sequence as we watch the antacids dissolve deliciously in the water. The skeleton lets out a sigh of relief. ROLAIDS!
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Feb 24, 2016 20:30
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Make it an extremely flatulent troll guarding a bridge and we'll talk
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Feb 24, 2016 20:32
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Open on the interior of a busy Starbucks Cut to two hip young women chatting, one of the girls gets a pained look on her face "Whats wrong Cindy/" "I dont know Mary, I've been feeling full and bloated for the last two days" "Sounds like constipation. Here try this..." Close up on Mary's hand holding a Starbucks smoked buttersctoich grande latte. Tag line over the closed bathroom door with explosive making GBS threads noise in the background "Starbucks, When You Need Immediate Relief" Weener Beater fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Feb 25, 2016 |
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A man (mid-20s) rides the bus, gazing drearily out the window and listening to music on his headphones. Suddenly he draws his attention to a scene on the street: A CAR ACCIDENT at an intersection- and no emergency teams have responded yet. A crowd of people gawk and stare at the twisted, smoking wreckage. Some take pictures with their phones. The man removes his earbuds and pulls out his own phone, but when he looks up again he sees: Death, skull-faced and draped in black, looms within the crowd. His socketed eyes and white, bony grin swivel from the carnage and onto the camera- and waves his skeletal hand politely to the man on the bus, who returns the wave and shrinks back into his seat. We continue following the man on his way through town as he walks various people with their own respective Deaths following behind. The man walks past a Death that's holding the ladder for an electrician repairing an overhead light. The man waves at Death and Death waves back, and just as he does so the ladder begins to tip over. A jogger hustling past is followed shortly after by a Death in a sweatsuit, who then waves to a different Death across the street waiting impatiently for a fat man that's eating a hot dog to finish cleaning up after his dog. In the park an old man feeds the pigeons while Death reads the paper sitting next to him, and nearby a child shrieks with glee on the swings as another Death helps push her higher. We walk past a construction site where a man jackhammers under the supervision of Death, complete with helmet and clipboard, and once inside the elevator we see a couple of Deaths hanging at the back making small talk with cups of coffee. We continue following the man as he high-fives a Death looming over the girl at the reception desk and then he fistbumps yet another Death behind a coworker down the hall. Finally, we get to the corner office where the door swings open to reveal Death, swiveling around in a stately office chair, while all his coworkers leap out in surprise with cake and streamers and festive sparklers, and meanwhile Death points a lone bony finger at the man who then puts a gun to his temple in all the excitement and pulls the trigger. ALLSTATE. INSURANCE.
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