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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > sex without condon, who did it, and why?
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you. you?
yes,
no.
yes and i will tell you why
no and i will not tell you why.
no and i will tel lyou why
yes and i will not tell you why
here is why, i am try fdor a children
whyh, because it was fun, i like a chalenge
a reason, i felt like not doing so,
this is not something i wish to taldiscuss about right now
i dont think you are ready for this nknowledge
i dont want to say it
look what i can do
i did it supper man style, arms out stretched, in out in out
push and pull, this is the way for a sex
it fel ver. nice and i like it
this feeling through my body, wow, a powerful
nerves alight and tingling with please
cant beat it, this is my life
i did it once
i dont care for it
this is a nice thing , i hope to one day do it
i dont think i wantt his thing, i havent heard anything good aboiut it
no, this isnt for me, not anymore.
im empty, alone, i cant find anyone. i dont know things, i dont understand people, they dont look at ,me
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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

gently caress da Mods posted:

Lol @ sum bitch telling me how to be masculine

I'm going my own way

what can a man tell you about being a man yall dont even fight wars anymore

if ur lucky he might be able to tell u some dum poo poo about farting or golf

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whoflungpoop posted:

if ur lucky he might be able to tell u some dum poo poo about farting

pm me if you want to know a bout this ;)

* # ? Feb 26, 2016 09:28
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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
be careful with the fairway on hole 9, it's shorter than it looks *chuckles* yes she's a tricky sob

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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Shaquin posted:

if that wombs a tomb let your dick go boom as my grandpappy always said

Respek, grandpappy

* # ? Feb 26, 2016 09:55
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the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
it's half off if you schedule a tee time at the cedar creek club before 10 *stares wistfully into the distance*

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
where a condom if you want, imo

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Worldshatter posted:

your mom did it once op

unfortunately

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

HD DAD posted:

my girl had health issues and she is infirtile so it's bustin all up in that every night and day

Neither of us want kids anyway

hell yea we need a no kids crew where we talk about cumming inside all the time exzcept not because crews are retarded circlejerks over inane things

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


 feels good man

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