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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

numberoneposter posted:

why does her butt get bigger lol wtf

to compensate for rifle recoil

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I told you fools that the future was full of videogame porn

I told you but nobody would listen!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
posting in a shilling thread

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The more they show of overwatch the worse it looks to me.

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Microwaves Mom posted:

The more they show of overwatch the worse it looks to me.

That's not how you dry a wet mom microwaves mom.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Microwaves Mom posted:

The more they show of overwatch the worse it looks to me.

where's your av btw

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

where's your av btw

Lowtax banned me a while ago. So I don't have it anymore.

I want to get a new one but I want it to be animated and be the same av but with an actual microwave and a burrito spinning around inside it.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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uve really put some thought into this

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

In theory I agree, but the story is the worst part of a modern Blizzard game. The production values keep getting higher, the stories keep getting worse. It's goddamn bizarre how big a step down StarCraft 2's story was when StarCraft just had some talking heads yell at you before a mission. Making games without any real story is probably their smartest new move.

Old Blizzard games took their stupid premises seriously

New Blizzard games consciously think you're a dipshit for playing them, and this condescending contempt oozes through every pore of their being

"Ohh, you like the dumb demon emo elf ninja, don't you? Yeah you loving do. 'Raaah look at me, I'm so angry and filled with angst and empowerment fantasies. Suck my plump purple nipples.' now buy another expansion. you prick"

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

Zorodius posted:

Old Blizzard games took their stupid premises seriously

New Blizzard games consciously think you're a dipshit for playing them, and this condescending contempt oozes through every pore of their being

"Ohh, you like the dumb demon emo elf ninja, don't you? Yeah you loving do. 'Raaah look at me, I'm so angry and filled with angst and empowerment fantasies. Suck my plump purple nipples.' now buy another expansion. you prick"

I'll keep throwing money at Blizzard if they keep making Korean singers piloting robots and MUSCULAR wrestlewomen so I can find stories about how they fell in love readily-available and tastefully illustrated on the place called the internet.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

uve really put some thought into this

an avatar represents your posting.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
"copy Pixar I guess" was an inspired bit of art direction for Overwatch

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

I told you fools that the future was full of videogame porn

I told you but nobody would listen!

The future looks bright.

eugenics_slut
Feb 27, 2016

by zen death robot

quote:

For Penna and Dan “Chump” Tousenard, the founder of Hubris, it’s “more ambiguous,” he says. Both are working careers that make it tough to drop everything to focus on competition when there are no guarantees of a payoff. Will Overwatch really be a big esport? How much money will Blizzard devote to Overwatch? The company has already committed more than $4.5 million to Heroes of the Storm, a game that will likely be smaller than Overwatch, as it competes in the far more packed multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) genre.

http://www.dailydot.com/esports/hubris-envyus-overwatch-team/


good ol dan pulled something out of his. what a dirty french canadian


team envy was team hubris was team hawkbats :-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ssQeeYouM8

i heard through the grapevine mark cuban is heavily investing right now and taking pitches

eugenics_slut fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Mar 3, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Young Freud posted:

Ok...







It should be noted that the models of Tracer and Widowmaker, as well as D.Va, have been hacked and have already made their way into Source Porn...I mean Film Maker.

Yes, even before the game has been properly released.

Hmm yes but what about Zarya's butt?

eugenics_slut
Feb 27, 2016

by zen death robot
Now that the dust is settled, Quiet's probably the most embarrassing gaming character ....



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1158959&page=23

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Kojima seems to appreciate hot ladies a lot and while there's some horn dog stuff going on it also seems to be an appreciation of the pure aesthetics of the female form as well. And nobody has a nicer rear end than Snake and Raiden anyways lol

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I could buy that if not for the pathetic mental gymnastics that the game went to in order to try to justify her battle bikini. It comes off as repressed and skeevy.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

I could buy that if not for the pathetic mental gymnastics that the game went to in order to try to justify her battle bikini. It comes off as repressed and skeevy.

Knowing Kojima, it was probably a tongue in cheek reference to other games' overwrought justifications for fanservice.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Don't know what battle bikini you were talking about so I GIS'd it and I'm okay with the results

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Zzulu posted:

Don't know what battle bikini you were talking about so I GIS'd it and I'm okay with the results



Ugh eat a sandwich, amirite?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Applewhite posted:

Ugh eat a sandwich, amirite?

Look at those gross knees

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

vyst posted:

Look at those gross knees

If any of these women approached me and offered sex, I would say "no thank you."

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

they nerfed this rear end. they made the rear end less rear end

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
once I counted you among the Lords of rear end, Blizzard, sitting beside such lofty kings as Capcom and Kojima under Konami. Now it is clear where your loyalties lie, and it sickens me

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
cheerleader effect

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Young Freud posted:

It should be noted that the models of Tracer and Widowmaker, as well as D.Va, have been hacked and have already made their way into Source Porn...I mean Film Maker.

I'm shocked and appalled that the snow girl hasn't.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Applewhite posted:

Knowing Kojima, it was probably a tongue in cheek reference to other games' overwrought justifications for fanservice.

Hate to break it to you, but Kojima has an emotional age of 12 and everything that's in Metal Gear is there because he unironically thinks it's cool.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

AugmentedVision posted:

Hate to break it to you, but Kojima has an emotional age of 12 and everything that's in Metal Gear is there because he unironically thinks it's cool.

Okay well then there's still no problem.

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I'm not usually into shooters but I really like being support, I would probably just run around slapping buffs and butts

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