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Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mecha Gojira posted:

Actually, Ultraman is fun and cool. You just wouldn't know it from watching the film Magic Lizard.

Or Hanuman and the 7 Ultraman

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Mecha Gojira posted:

Actually, Ultraman is fun and cool. You just wouldn't know it from watching the film Magic Lizard.

i disagree, there's no motorcycle-riding cyborg bugmen doin karate and making poo poo explode

thus its idiot baby bullshit

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Literally The Worst posted:

i disagree, there's no motorcycle-riding cyborg bugmen doin karate and making poo poo explode

thus its idiot baby bullshit

Yeah there is.

Ultraman VS Kamen Rider bro

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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Mecha Gojira posted:

It's a reference to the 7 Ultra Brothers as opposed to just stealing Ultraseven's name and writing it backwards, in case anyone is confused.

I hope someday he makes 7 Ultra Brides for 7 Ultra Brothers.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Burkion posted:

Yeah there is.

Ultraman VS Kamen Rider bro

kamen rider grows, i do not acknowledge the legitimacy of this film

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
What would Ultraman even do with a motorcycle? He's 150 ft tall and flies through space.

But that's neither here nor there. The real question is why Magic Lizard? WHY?

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I also found a 1500 x 2198px copy of the Magic Lizard movie poster in case anyone wants to print it out and frame it on their wall. I'm thumbnailing it because as batshit crazy as it might look it's full of spoilers.


I find it hilarious that you're worried about spoilers for a movie that has no plot and is just an incoherent mess.

Literally The Worst posted:

kamen rider grows, i do not acknowledge the legitimacy of this film

Mecha Gojira posted:

What would Ultraman even do with a motorcycle? He's 150 ft tall and flies through space.

Both of you are awful.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer
I'd openly display that poster if I had a copy.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Safety Factor posted:

I'd openly display that poster if I had a copy.

There are a lot of ebay sellers from Thailand who sell movie posters and the Magic Lizard one pops up now and again.

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
The only parts I remember from the movie on that poster are the roller skates and the monkey-eating crocodile.

Wait, am I remembering that correctly? For some reason I really think the crocodile eating monkeys was a bit in the movie. I know it ate a naked lady.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Mecha Gojira posted:

The only parts I remember from the movie on that poster are the roller skates and the monkey-eating crocodile.

Wait, am I remembering that correctly? For some reason I really think the crocodile eating monkeys was a bit in the movie. I know it ate a naked lady.

See? The climax stuck with you.

Also the Magic Lizard had to go, his planet needed him.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Literally The Worst posted:

kamen rider grows, i do not acknowledge the legitimacy of this film

Um sir you will find that in Kamen rider J, the titular rider can grow to giant size, furthermore,

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

mr. stefan posted:

Um sir you will find that in Kamen rider J, the titular rider can grow to giant size, furthermore,

He is also a pretender to the throne

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mecha Gojira posted:

The only parts I remember from the movie on that poster are the roller skates and the monkey-eating crocodile.

The lizard helicopter sequence is the cherry on top of a giant mindfuck cake

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~
This is the kind of movie you could put on at a party, on mute, because whenever you look at the screen you have no goddamn clue what's happening.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

This is the kind of movie you could put on at a party, on mute, because whenever you look at the screen you have no goddamn clue what's happening.

This is the kind of movie you put on at a party if you want everyone to leave.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

That lizard talks and also walks in the same manner as myself.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

im gaye posted:

That lizard talks and also walks in the same manner as myself.

I'm so sorry.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
Aw, it's apparently too magical or too lizard to watch in :canada:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Black Bones posted:

Aw, it's apparently too magical or too lizard to watch in :canada:

no thats the sequel 2lizard2magic: buffalo poo poo

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

So I sat down to watch this and got this message:

"This video previously contained a copyrighted audio track. Due to a claim by a copyright holder, the audio track has been muted."

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
You're watching a superior version now

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