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Mariana Horchata posted:also u prob dont know this but i will share this because i care for u...girls can actually smell the arsenal of semen inside of u because of all the desperation pheromones ur body is releasing at all times, kinda like an S.O.S. really but from ur private parts hosed up if true
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:hosed up if true that chick seems kinda like a vapid oval office
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women have very sophisticated olfactory senses in comparison to men its probly true
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are you guys trying to say women are basically dogs? hosed up
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women are wired up to be better overall honestly other than the pretty minor strength disadvantage and the low time once a month they've got better poo poo goin on across the board
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Shaquin posted:women are wired up to be better overall honestly other than the pretty minor strength disadvantage and the low time once a month they've got better poo poo goin on across the board its true as a man i constantly feel a pervading sense of inadequacy i mean i cant even feed a baby with my own body
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dad gay. so what posted:that chick seems kinda like a vapid oval office in my experience vapers are easy
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dad gay. so what posted:that chick seems kinda like a vapid oval office 
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Mariana Horchata posted:also u prob dont know this but i will share this because i care for u...girls can actually smell the arsenal of semen inside of u because of all the desperation pheromones ur body is releasing at all times, kinda like an S.O.S. really but from ur private parts I thought it was just that the smell of a girls pussy stays with you, even after a shower and makes other girls want to be with you to be competitive and to attempt to be the alpha female?
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jackin it to the matrix
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please don't post pics of girls with eyeliner in this thread. it is triggering my cum boner
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I thought it was just that the smell of a girls pussy stays with you, even after a shower and makes other girls want to be with you to be competitive and to attempt to be the alpha female? perhaps but thats its own thing which has nothing to do with the op. but still good to bring up for the boys that get marked with puss spray (which is hard to get rid of, much like a skunk)
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do you think i should buy puss spray to attract alpha females
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logical phalluses posted:do you think i should buy puss spray to attract alpha females I am selling Puss spray at 500/ounce. I ship for free and take all major credit cards.
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VendaGoat posted:I am selling Puss spray at 500/ounce. I ship for free and take all major credit cards. my credit card number is 4485 7455 0295 6598. its a visa. please ship it to my apartment. thank you.
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logical phalluses posted:my credit card number is 4485 7455 0295 6598. its a visa. please ship it to my apartment. thank you. I will need the cv2 number off the back, the expiration date and the name upon the card. For this I will sell you not one puss spray but two puss sprays.
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logical phalluses posted:my credit card number is 4485 7455 0295 6598. its a visa. please ship it to my apartment. thank you. HA ha ha ha!!!!! Good job posting your VISA card number on the internet, idiot! Let's just say don't be freaking surprised if your next invoice shows someone buying a pizza and renting braveheart w. it. IDIOT!! HAHAH!!
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Get a load of this freaking retard who posted his visa card number on the internet, so people could use it to order stuff off of amazon.com like diapers and a book on how to make your boss respect you even though youre short. hAHahha.
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Minimalist Program posted:Get a load of this freaking retard who posted his visa card number on the internet, so people could use it to order stuff off of amazon.com like diapers and a book on how to make your boss respect you even though youre short. hAHahha. Yeah, that's pretty stupid... anyway, not as stupid cool as this loving dog though.  
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hahahahaha!!!!! edit: stop posting that lame as gently caress dog. edit 2: just kidding the dog rules.
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VendaGoat posted:I will need the cv2 number off the back, the expiration date and the name upon the card. For this I will sell you not one puss spray but two puss sprays. expirate date: 5/17, my name is daniel garcia-hernandez. i dont know what a cv2 is.
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Minimalist Program posted:HA ha ha ha!!!!! Good job posting your VISA card number on the internet, idiot! Let's just say don't be freaking surprised if your next invoice shows someone buying a pizza and renting braveheart w. it. IDIOT!! HAHAH!! haha, first of all, that's funny. but it would be illegal to use my credit card if you are not a valid MERCHANT selling PUSS SPRAY as that is what i have authorized my card to be used for. haha. daniel
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logical phalluses posted:expirate date: 5/17, my name is daniel garcia-hernandez. i dont know what a cv2 is. HAhaha welll.... daniel.... let's just say I wouldn't be surprised if someone used your VISA card to pay a guy to scare off the loud and rowdy teenagers on the other side of my fence.
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logical phalluses posted:expirate date: 5/17, my name is daniel garcia-hernandez. i dont know what a cv2 is. There is a three digit number in the area where you are to sign your card. We can also look it up for you if you give us some information, like your social security number, mother's maiden name, your first pet's name, your favorite teacher in high school, your best friend in high school. Since you've been so patient, we've decided to throw in a third puss spray and our collector's signature edition ruck sack.
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Feb 27, 2016 21:24
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I've quit jerking as I've gotten older because i just done care anymore.
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rubbing your tiny nub is good for your health, op.
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Windows 98 posted:I was going to post a GIF of a man collecting poop from porta pottys and then dumping it in his rear end in a top hat with some sperm, making GBS threads it out into a bag, and then bathing in it. Didn't feel like using your web cam to take footage of your posting process or what?
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VendaGoat posted:There is a three digit number in the area where you are to sign your card. We can also look it up for you if you give us some information, like your social security number, mother's maiden name, your first pet's name, your favorite teacher in high school, your best friend in high school. wow, thank you for being so generous! i can't wait to cover my cum-filled balls in SPRAY. the number is 412
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sometimes I will wait like 5-7 days before jackin it. Popping your cork after like 2 months must be amazing.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Didn't feel like using your web cam to take footage of your posting process or what? HAha I was about to reply to that guy, saying it sounded like he needed a gif of him working from home
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logical phalluses posted:wow, thank you for being so generous! i can't wait to cover my cum-filled balls in SPRAY. the number is 412 Thank you! Please allow 7-12 months for delivery.
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Minimalist Program posted:HAha I was about to reply to that guy, saying it sounded like he needed a gif of him working from home That would have been a good un
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I'll pour one out for you every now and then, dog
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MrWillsauce posted:I'll pour one out for you every now and then, dog
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