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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I got chinese food and they gave me the wrong order but anyways as I eat it my stomach is making weird gurgling sounds. I am only familiar with this happening when I am not eating and I am pretty distrubed

does anybody know what is going on?

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's a tumor.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

thats your stomach telling you to suck an rear end

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
suck a fresh egg roll, gwailo

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

My gf gets that when she swallows too much of my power cum

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i nave had the hiccups for 3hours and im going to kill myself

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



it just happened again

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

i nave had the hiccups for 3hours and im going to kill myself

if u hold your breathe and swallow your spit constantly for a little while i guarentee it will stop

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

soemthing about swallowing makes the hiccups go away i think its the same muscle

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
youre about to give birth to a greasebaby. goongradulations

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ghostter posted:

soemthing about swallowing makes the hiccups go away i think its the same muscle

no that didnt work plus now i have cancer :mad:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

It's Crazy Woos Won Tan Hammer which is so Chinese you're hungry a half hour BEFORE eating it

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

dad gay. so what posted:

no that didnt work plus now i have cancer :mad:

oops srry :shrug:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i dont feel so good

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

dad gay. so what posted:

i nave had the hiccups for 3hours and im going to kill myself

That's what the hiccups want you to do, don't give in friend.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Your stomach is skipping the hour wait and you are actually getting hungrier as you eat

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

ethanol posted:

I got chinese food and they gave me the wrong order but anyways as I eat it my stomach is making weird gurgling sounds. I am only familiar with this happening when I am not eating and I am pretty distrubed

does anybody know what is going on?

your meal was pregnant and is giving birth to a litter of smaller meals

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Google msg toxic level OP

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Parasite larva are growing in your stomach and bouncing around.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

ethanol posted:

i dont feel so good

Power through and eat the rest of it you pussy

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



CharlestonJew posted:

Power through and eat the rest of it you pussy

Oh it was gone almost an hour ago. Soup and combo dinner

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Posting from the gas chamber ( aka my bathroom)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Whoever ordered this though was a huge pussy and got beef and vegetables instead of the pro meal that I really ordered

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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its the food eating your stomach in a horrific but hilarious reversal of fortune

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

dad gay. so what posted:

no that didnt work plus now i have cancer :mad:

try swallowing cum. the protein help coat the swallow muscles.
in my country I am a doctor.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

shoophobo posted:

try swallowing cum. the protein help coat the swallow muscles.
in my country I am a doctor.

this works take my word for it, but a side effect is that all those cum injections has given my skin an oily surface like shampoo, in the sun my whole body smiles with tiny rainbows leaping. just an fyi and a heads up.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
These Chinese are entirely correct. They gave you not what you mistakenly ordered, but instead what you needed. You should feel shamed and thankful.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
almost forgot, it also gave me hiv, then 'aids'. i rolled my ankle last week and they gave me the last rites.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



gleebster posted:

These Chinese are entirely correct. They gave you not what you mistakenly ordered, but instead what you needed. You should feel shamed and thankful.

the meal i ordered was more xpensive tho

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green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
The problem is that the entire spectrum of nutrients are not being digested. You must eliminate it from your body through the natural process and then consume the resulting cecotropes. Only when the material has passed through your system a second time will all of the usable nutrients be extracted.

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