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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
it was the most delicious thing i had ever tasted

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Grose. Voting thread 2.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cool.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
congrats on your short-term memory op

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I believe my first sip of beer was Coors Lite.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I don't even remember my first beer today

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

OctoberBlues posted:

I believe my first sip of beer was Coors Lite.

Same. I drank 3 and had the spins.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Labatt Blue

I think I may pick some up this week for old times sake

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

I drank a lot of "adults only" fruitpunch at a wedding when I was little because I thought it was bullshit that the adults were whoring all the fruitpunch for themselves. It tasted horrible and made me feel silly.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Did you rape anyone?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
One time at church a millennial with sunglasses on grabbed the wine goblet and took a bigass chug instead of a little sip like you're supposed to do.

He was cool.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
my dad gave me my first budweiser when i was 7 or 8

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

Did you rape anyone?
only his future potential for greatness by giving in to the demon drink rip twatman you coulda been an astronaut or maybe even a youtube superstar

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
I remember trying beer for the first time as a kid and it tasting awful. Turns out that it's just an awful tasting beer.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
i sniff my beers now and roll it around in my pallete before making a decision on whether i'm drinking 6 or 18 for the night.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i touch the tip of my penis into a picture of rick and daryl from "the walking dead"

Famine Poodle
Jul 16, 2011

I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.
Beer's nasty pickleback supremacy

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Marco remembers his first sip

https://twitter.com/ajjaffe/status/704090808224522240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Christo3
May 1, 2013

My first was a VB(Victoria Bitter) and it was dreadful, I then decided I didn't like beers and I overpay for ciders and spirit pre-mixes

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I started drinking rum at 12 but didn't have beer until I was 16. It was a sam adams at a wedding.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
I tasted Malzbier in Germany when I was 11 ... it was nice, but "adult beer" I've never really enjoyed

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I thought I did but it was just a dick

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don't remember anything since my first sip of beer.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Beer is gross

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Seriously I remember mine, it was 6 months ago. Took a sip to see what it tastes like. It's ok, it ain't A & W though!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Edgar posted:

Seriously I remember mine, it was 6 months ago. Took a sip to see what it tastes like. It's ok, it ain't A & W though!

Haram tasting muslim spotted

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
A sip of dad's Old Milwaukee. It was crisp and refreshing.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
that's cool man, i tried beer a few times before but the first time i had Red Dog was the first time i thought beer was maybe ok

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You need some milk

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