Melmac posted:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nation-and-world/ex-police-chief-reveals-new-details-jonbenet-ramsey-murder


I'm sure the murderer sat there for forty minutes writing a note, just hoping no one would wake up to pee during that time I guess.

As for the third party DNA, supposedly it was such a miniscule amount that it literally could have came from the factory worker that made the clothing in a sweatshop overseas. Where did you get that the murderer's blood was "all over the crime scene"?

Maybe, just maybe it's the most logical and least complicated scenario: the brother, with a known violent temper problem, killed her in a fit of rage after a possible molestation attempt (it was confirmed her and her brother both had sealed mental history files after she was molested previously), and the parents covered it up not because they're murderers but because they didn't want to lose two children?

But yeah someone totally broke into the house (by smashing a window it was proved no one climbed through), killed the girl, wrote a 2 and a half page ransom note on the family stationary, for some reason wrote the ransom note but left her dead in the house while writing the note, for some reason put really loose rope around her hands that was obviously placed there to make it look like she was bound even though she wasn't, etc.

I'm not saying they should be in jail, since there has never been solid proof, but lol if the ransom note being written on their stationary and it taking up 3 sheets of paper isn't damning to you and you still think they didn't know the truth.

Also lol that you seem to know literally nothing about the case (in fact you're posting stuff that didn't even happen) but don't let that stop you from acting like a smug goon about it.

Tom Gorman posted:

Speaking of Scottie Pippen, have you guys seen Stephanie Tanner's hooters lately? Fuller House more like Fuller Blouse lmao, it's true they sure are big'uns

Melmac posted:

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/nation-and-world/ex-police-chief-reveals-new-details-jonbenet-ramsey-murder


I'm sure the murderer sat there for forty minutes writing a note, just hoping no one would wake up to pee during that time I guess.

As for the third party DNA, supposedly it was such a miniscule amount that it literally could have came from the factory worker that made the clothing in a sweatshop overseas. Where did you get that the murderer's blood was "all over the crime scene"?

Maybe, just maybe it's the most logical and least complicated scenario: the brother, with a known violent temper problem, killed her in a fit of rage after a possible molestation attempt (it was confirmed her and her brother both had sealed mental history files after she was molested previously), and the parents covered it up not because they're murderers but because they didn't want to lose two children?

But yeah someone totally broke into the house (by smashing a window it was proved no one climbed through), killed the girl, wrote a 2 and a half page ransom note on the family stationary, for some reason wrote the ransom note but left her dead in the house while writing the note, for some reason put really loose rope around her hands that was obviously placed there to make it look like she was bound even though she wasn't, etc.

I'm not saying they should be in jail, since there has never been solid proof, but lol if the ransom note being written on their stationary and it taking up 3 sheets of paper isn't damning to you and you still think they didn't know the truth.

Also lol that you seem to know literally nothing about the case (in fact you're posting stuff that didn't even happen) but don't let that stop you from acting like a smug goon about it.

Mad Monk posted:

She died of SIDS.

logical phalluses posted:

Rambling Robot posted:

Sudden Incest Death Syndrome

the great deceiver posted:

i want to read this

Daedra posted:

who names a girl jon anyway

Chinatown posted:

its JonBenét u retard

Daedra posted:

i prefer jimbobbenet

Daedra posted:

i prefer jimbobbenet

quote:

Every reference to Scottie Pippen that I know of.
Tracy was in Scottie Pippen's wedding. - S01E01 "Pilot"
Liz and Jenna's friend Claire "took down" Scottie Pippen, making him request a trade to the Huston Rockets from Chicago. (Which happened a year after he was married to Larsa Younan) - S03E03 - "The One with the Cast of Night Court"
Jenna's mom, Verna, sexually assaulted Scottie Pippen in 1997 (the year of his wedding to Larsa Younan) - S04E20 - "The Moms"
Liz stopped Jenna from driving them both into a Lake in reaction to Scottie Pippen's marriage. - S07E0E - "There's No I in America"
Jack owns a Fuddrucker's with Scottie Pippen. (He also knows Scottie Pippen) - S07E0E - "There's No I in America"
Liz looks like Scottie Pippen. - S07E0E - "There's No I in America"

FIRST TIME posted:

Also, Katy Perry and Jon Benet Ramsey are the same person.

gary oldmans diary posted:

your honor, i swear i didnt know she was 6

Fishy Joe posted:

she was killed by a mexican immigrant who snuck in the house looking for pepperonis

Toadvine posted:

I only just now read about the details on Wikipedia. Who the gently caress leaves the body of the victim in their house then asks for a ransom??

From a cursory reading I can certainly say the parents had a hand in it, and the intruder was probably a confidant brought in to make it look like an outsider killed her

Rambling Robot posted:

it truly is the american mccann case, only the body was not removed.

Toadvine posted:

Who?

Melmac posted:

~Our Maddy~

Daedra posted:

who names a girl jon anyway